Comments | boxedrobot: Take a crack at my tackle.

boxedrobot

Take a crack at my tackle.

Jun 09, 2003 10:40

My life is like a large tar pit, I’m playing with extinction. I think there’s a varied sense I should be doing something this week, but I’m too lazy and too stupid to get it in gear. We saw this lady yesterday with a small dog. I assume she was a big flaming (if that’s not the right term, I don’t know what is) lesbian. We were at a gay coffee ( Read more... )

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everybabyweeps June 9 2003, 07:45:21 UTC

Muppet babies..
probably either because we were talking about it the other day, or because that eskimo from Ice age looked like one.
that dog was mine and that lezzy was too ugly to own it. i want it.

Re: boxedrobot June 9 2003, 07:46:53 UTC

I was thinking of the theme song, and then how they would row a boat over a still image of a lake. It was so pastoral. I would like to watch it now. And Bunson and Honeydew were so small and odd looking. Or whatever their names were, the scientist and that talking penis.

restlesseyes June 9 2003, 08:08:08 UTC

I'm adding you. I saw you in britishboys and now I must add you! Aaahh.

yay that's cool news boxedrobot June 9 2003, 08:22:00 UTC

Well, I hope you can stand the torrent of my mindless posting then! I'll add you back, too. That's a good deal of posting I've done so early on a Monday.

Re: yay that's cool news restlesseyes June 9 2003, 08:53:12 UTC

well your icon is so hot, i couldn't help myself. :)

Re: yay that's cool news boxedrobot June 9 2003, 08:56:34 UTC

Haha, ok you get to have your reply pasted all over my wall! If my ego gets any bigger it will fill a match box.

donutgirl June 9 2003, 11:42:30 UTC

Lesbians don't flame, they freeze. As in, they're frigid.

*runs and hides from queer police*

Re: boxedrobot June 9 2003, 11:49:10 UTC

Oh. Deary. Me. That's a kind of a...time bomb/hand grenade! I may not be brave enough to stand around and shield you from the shrapnel! They may be frigid, but they are sometimes ferocious!! Look out!! This one yesterday, she chews four-by-fours for laughs! I've known a couple of salacious ones in my time. And slutty ones. All that make the merry world go round. Do the queer police use rubber hoses to good effect?

donutgirl June 9 2003, 14:29:04 UTC

Well, sure, there are plenty of sexy lesbians, just like there are plenty of straight-acting (whatever that means) fags. But I would suggest that "freezing dyke" should be more or less analogous to the term "flaming fag". But lacking the aliteration, sadly.

Re: boxedrobot June 10 2003, 06:23:17 UTC

Dry-thigh Dykes and the bikes they rode in on...Somewhere in America's Midwest a town is being terrorized. As the dust settles, the throttle of an all-American Harley is revved. Followed by another and another until there's an orchestra of fossil fuel burning across the plains. Be there when Dora the Deplorer discovers secret crevices she never new existed in the nation of her flesh...Thrill as Rosebud Rocky teaches a one-room school teacher the new math...Lesbyn Bykers Gone Bizerk. Lock up your daughters....they like it better that way.

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