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Everything i need to know about life I learned from Star Wars
Never trust men in dark helmets
It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they're not related to you.
You may have family members in suprisingly high positions
Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father
Cute cuddly widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you are a god.
Never stand on a trap door leading to a Rancor pit
Never,never,never underestimate the power of the Dark Side
There are those who are less forgiving than Vader
Always let the Wookiee win
The probability of succesfully navigating an asteriod field is approximately 3,720 to 1
Wars not make one great
Whining about something never helps. (Tosche Station)
Watch your hands when sword fighting
Electricity really hurts
Never tell someone the odds
Always accept apologies
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try
Don't get cocky
Don't try to make friends via the Death Star com-link
Mind what you have learned, save you it can
Don't jump down garbage chutes
The hard part of a jail-break is getting out; plan for it.
Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate
Blowing on a torch will not put it out
Don't use technology you don't understand
Never underestimate the powers of a Jedi
Don't give into your anger
Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking
You shouldn't always listen to your parents
Certain things smell worse on the inside
There is no such thing as luck
Stormtroopers are bad shots
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops
Never use targeting computers
Dont make old people angry, they might just electrocute you
The British accent has spread to a galaxy far far away
Good guys don't always wear white and bad guys don't always wear black. Just to keep life interesting.
Belief and faith are far more powerful than any technology man can devise.
You will, throughout your life, be thrust into impossible situations by fate.
Never declare that there is "nothing to stop [you] this time."
THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there.
No disintegrations.
You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption.
Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.
Don't be overconfident.
Never judge a "piece of junk" from the outside. More often than not, "she's got it where it counts."
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering
Faith and belief can be a weakness as well as a strength.
Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.
Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You may end up eating those words.
Never judge anything by its size.
Never cast your lightsaber away, you might need it.
It is not always necessary to ignore the annoying.
It is pointless to argue with family members.
Watch your hands when sword fighting.
Walk in single file to hide your numbers.
Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.
Sometimes it's better to fly into an asteroid field.
When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered further.
Size matters not.
You'll always have a bad feeling about something.
The Dark Side is never irrevocable.
If all else fails, angle the deflector shields.
Watch out for those trees.
People who are "more machine now than man, twisted and evil" set a pretty sparse table.
Control, control, you must learn control.
If somebody cuts your hand off, don't trust him to betray his boss for you.
Young men should be wary of getting involved with crazy, old hermits who like to be called "Master."
Let go of your conscious self and act on instinct.
You can't escape your destiny.
When you say that you are "ready for anything," actually be ready for anything.
Don't give into your anger.
Do everything in your power not to make the same mistakes as the previous generation.
Beware of tremors in the Force.
If you do not believe, that is why you fail.
Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it: Emperor - overconfident; Luke - friends; Death Star - thermal exhaust port; Stormtroppers - Ewoks; Star Destoyers - bridge deflector shields; Darth Vader - compasion for his kids; Leia - smugglers; Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees; C3P0 - frail body
Don't always look to the horizon. Keep your mind on where you are and what you are doing.
If you're not afraid, you will be. You will be.
Stay on target.
Your insight serves you well.
Remember, your strength flows from the Force.
Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
You must do what you feel is right.
Patience... you must have patience.
Let go of your feelings.
You should always listen to a Jedi master when they tell you something; they probably know what they are talking about.
Even Jedi can make mistakes sometimes.
Pass on what you have learned.
Only Sith Deal in absolutes
It is unwise to lower your defenses
The Force Will Be With You Always
Never trust men in dark helmets
It really isn't necessary to be fluent in over six million forms of communication.
Before kissing ANYBODY, make sure they're not related to you.
You may have family members in suprisingly high positions
Before you kill someone make sure they aren't your father
Cute cuddly widdle teddy bears usually will eat you alive unless you can prove you are a god.
Never stand on a trap door leading to a Rancor pit
Never,never,never underestimate the power of the Dark Side
There are those who are less forgiving than Vader
Always let the Wookiee win
The probability of succesfully navigating an asteriod field is approximately 3,720 to 1
Wars not make one great
Whining about something never helps. (Tosche Station)
Watch your hands when sword fighting
Electricity really hurts
Never tell someone the odds
Always accept apologies
Try not. Do or do not. There is no try
Don't get cocky
Don't try to make friends via the Death Star com-link
Mind what you have learned, save you it can
Don't jump down garbage chutes
The hard part of a jail-break is getting out; plan for it.
Cold weather can cause one to hallucinate
Blowing on a torch will not put it out
Don't use technology you don't understand
Never underestimate the powers of a Jedi
Don't give into your anger
Grasping at your throat will not stop the choking
You shouldn't always listen to your parents
Certain things smell worse on the inside
There is no such thing as luck
Stormtroopers are bad shots
Traveling through hyperspace isn't like dusting crops
Never use targeting computers
Dont make old people angry, they might just electrocute you
The British accent has spread to a galaxy far far away
Good guys don't always wear white and bad guys don't always wear black. Just to keep life interesting.
Belief and faith are far more powerful than any technology man can devise.
You will, throughout your life, be thrust into impossible situations by fate.
Never declare that there is "nothing to stop [you] this time."
THIS one goes here, THAT one goes there.
No disintegrations.
You will find many of the truths we cling to depend greatly on our own point of view.
No matter how deeply one falls into darkness, there is always hope for redemption.
Just when you think there is no more hope, alas, there is one more.
Don't be overconfident.
Never judge a "piece of junk" from the outside. More often than not, "she's got it where it counts."
Fear leads to anger. Anger leads to hate. Hate leads to suffering
Faith and belief can be a weakness as well as a strength.
Your eyes can deceive you, don't trust them.
Beware of judging someone else's beliefs as just a "hokey religion." You may end up eating those words.
Never judge anything by its size.
Never cast your lightsaber away, you might need it.
It is not always necessary to ignore the annoying.
It is pointless to argue with family members.
Watch your hands when sword fighting.
Walk in single file to hide your numbers.
Never allow yourself to become as clumsy as you are stupid.
Sometimes it's better to fly into an asteroid field.
When you protest about the terms of an agreement, the terms might be altered further.
Size matters not.
You'll always have a bad feeling about something.
The Dark Side is never irrevocable.
If all else fails, angle the deflector shields.
Watch out for those trees.
People who are "more machine now than man, twisted and evil" set a pretty sparse table.
Control, control, you must learn control.
If somebody cuts your hand off, don't trust him to betray his boss for you.
Young men should be wary of getting involved with crazy, old hermits who like to be called "Master."
Let go of your conscious self and act on instinct.
You can't escape your destiny.
When you say that you are "ready for anything," actually be ready for anything.
Don't give into your anger.
Do everything in your power not to make the same mistakes as the previous generation.
Beware of tremors in the Force.
If you do not believe, that is why you fail.
Everything has a weakness, it's just a matter of exploiting it: Emperor - overconfident; Luke - friends; Death Star - thermal exhaust port; Stormtroppers - Ewoks; Star Destoyers - bridge deflector shields; Darth Vader - compasion for his kids; Leia - smugglers; Chewie - dead animals hanging from trees; C3P0 - frail body
Don't always look to the horizon. Keep your mind on where you are and what you are doing.
If you're not afraid, you will be. You will be.
Stay on target.
Your insight serves you well.
Remember, your strength flows from the Force.
Once you start down the Dark Path, forever will it dominate your destiny.
You must do what you feel is right.
Patience... you must have patience.
Let go of your feelings.
You should always listen to a Jedi master when they tell you something; they probably know what they are talking about.
Even Jedi can make mistakes sometimes.
Pass on what you have learned.
Only Sith Deal in absolutes
It is unwise to lower your defenses
The Force Will Be With You Always