Dear October,
Okay, enough. You've upset me enough over the last 5 years. I don't really feel the need to list off why, but it's been there. Every time you roll around, things in my life turn to shit. And yeah, real funny eliminating the Yankees in the first round. Whatever. And me not being able to sleep for whatever retarded reason? Yeah, I'm sure that's hilarious. But hey, who needs sleep when you don't even get called in to work anymore. October, you are fucking hilarious.
But I draw the line at killing people.
So cut it the fuck out. You've made your fucking point. I've had enough of this shit.
EDIT: Aaaaaand now the college loan people are coming after me because I couldn't pay the last couple payments.
OKAY, I GET IT. I SUCK AT LIFE, I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON, AND THE MONTH OF OCTOBER IS MY PUNISHMENT. LAY OFF, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.
But I draw the line at killing people.
So cut it the fuck out. You've made your fucking point. I've had enough of this shit.
EDIT: Aaaaaand now the college loan people are coming after me because I couldn't pay the last couple payments.
OKAY, I GET IT. I SUCK AT LIFE, I'M A TERRIBLE PERSON, AND THE MONTH OF OCTOBER IS MY PUNISHMENT. LAY OFF, FOR CHRIST'S SAKE.