Practising for unwonderland?! God, this may as well be a dear_mun post.

[tsunderivore]

What the hell is this?!

You! You should be my servant - not forcing me to go to any of these places! Who do you think you are, you idiot mun?! You should be proud to have me as a muse!

... you know you can't handle me, too. You keep saying it yourself. So why even bother?

I don't want to go to that place. I don't care if you think it'd be

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[omnomnomsweets]

Hmmmmm~? Well, if it isn't the blood-stained black rabbit!

You know, the more you struggle, the more they'll torture you.

[tsunderivore]

...you - you stupid clown! Shut up!

As if she could! She can't control me - she's one of my servants!

[omnomnomsweets]

Ah-ah-ah, Alice. She may be writing for you, but that doesn't make you her servant. Do you know what they call us, sometimes? Pups. That's short for puppets.

[He leans forwards and eyes the air just above her.]

Are those strings I see~?

[tsunderivore]

P-puppet?!

[Alice jumps back and away from Break.]

That's impossible...! I'm not being controlled!

[omnomnomsweets]

Well, if she's writing you, doesn't that give her control over you? Q.E.D., little rabbit. Try not to flail about so much, you might get the strings tangled.

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[tsunderivore]

Of course it doesn't! No one can control me.

[tsunderivore]

...now, are you sure you're not somehow getting my situation mixed up with yours, clown?

[omnomnomsweets]

Ahhh, and denial rears its ugly head.

We're in the same situation, so there's nothing to mix up. Well- not quite the same situation. I don't believe in making those faces; they cause wrinkles.

[tsunderivore]

[And the violence arrives - have a kick, Break.]

Get lost, you idiot!

[omnomnomsweets]

[Cue unnatural bendy dodge reflexes; I'm pretty sure Break doesn't have bones, and if he does they certainly don't get in the way of him moving.]

Oh, but we're getting along so well! I look forward to spending plenty of quality time with you at Unwonderland.

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[tsunderivore]

Oh, that'll be great.

[tsunderivore]

[See icon.]

I HOPE YOU DIE FIRST!

[omnomnomsweets]

[Not really fazed by this.]

But if I died, you would be all alone in such a dangerous place. And if you died, then all our goals are set back by years, if not decades. It would be a horrible shame.

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[tsunderivore]

[tsunderivore]

I certainly don't need you to survive, and I don't care about your goals. I'll get out there on my own and get back to my servant, so we can get to work on collecting my memories.

[omnomnomsweets]

Is that so? But you know, Oz isn't going to be there. It's good to see you have so much confidence, but I wonder how you'll protect yourself if you can't use your powers? Such a shame, that without his help you're just a little girl~