Here's mtfirce 12 days
On the twelfth day of Christmas, mtfierce sent to me...
Twelve strawberries healing
Eleven tarts pouncing
Ten entheogens a-gaming
Nine bones binding
Eight therianthropes a-gming
Seven curves a-nibbling
Six panties a-giggling
Five fa-a-a-airy tales
Four special effects
Three illegal gods
Two naughty things
...and a laughter in an ailuromancy.
This is all her