IDIOTS ON PARADE
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[See fairy! See fairy freezing lake.]
[The lake is very big, and it happens to be summer, so whatever parts she freezes are probably gonna melt again in a couple hours. That doesn't seem to discourage her, though.]
Stupid lake! You think you have what it takes to beat me?
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Hey, guess what! According to a recent study by totally legit internet scientists, the biggest source of internets on the entire internet is tumblr!
How many internets to I get for finding that out? I bet it's soooo many.
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Hey, guess what!
...
...I forgot what.
I bet it'll come to me any second, though!
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Welcome back, master!
Would you like to run a program?
-5-
Ladies, gentleladies, and gentlemen! Hellow and welcome to THE SHOW.
The first activity of today's brrroadcast is the secret surprise interview! The winner is...
[There is a spotlight shining on you now.]
You!
Step right up! Do you want to interview me, or the other way around?
[See fairy! See fairy freezing lake.]
[The lake is very big, and it happens to be summer, so whatever parts she freezes are probably gonna melt again in a couple hours. That doesn't seem to discourage her, though.]
Stupid lake! You think you have what it takes to beat me?
-2-
Hey, guess what! According to a recent study by totally legit internet scientists, the biggest source of internets on the entire internet is tumblr!
How many internets to I get for finding that out? I bet it's soooo many.
-3-
Hey, guess what!
...
...I forgot what.
I bet it'll come to me any second, though!
-4-
Welcome back, master!
Would you like to run a program?
-5-
Ladies, gentleladies, and gentlemen! Hellow and welcome to THE SHOW.
The first activity of today's brrroadcast is the secret surprise interview! The winner is...
[There is a spotlight shining on you now.]
You!
Step right up! Do you want to interview me, or the other way around?