OPERATION PROFSURRECTION PART 1/5
-1-
[That sure is an embarassing or blackmailable thing you're doing right now! Good thing that there's nobody anywhere nearby who could have possibly picked up on that fact, or--]
[What was that camera shutter sound. WHERE DID THAT GIRL WITH WINGS COME FROM.]
-2-
[A battle just occured, and is now over! Aya... didn't seem to be trying very hard.]
All right, all right, I surrender! Clearly my goal of turning you back from your journey has met with failure.
As the loser of this battle, I am now obligated to lead you onwards towards your destination. Why dont we get going right away?
-3-
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[You are now the proud owner of at least one (1) copy of Aya's gossip rag newspaper! It is filled from start to finish with hard-hitting stories from either just recently or several months ago, all of them exciting and interesting.]
[And filled with factual errors, and fraught with biased viewpoints, and lousy with violations of personal privacy. No expense is spared to bring the personal embarassing stories of the community to your doorstep. But hey, who's keeping track? It's free!]
[That sure is an embarassing or blackmailable thing you're doing right now! Good thing that there's nobody anywhere nearby who could have possibly picked up on that fact, or--]
[What was that camera shutter sound. WHERE DID THAT GIRL WITH WINGS COME FROM.]
-2-
[A battle just occured, and is now over! Aya... didn't seem to be trying very hard.]
All right, all right, I surrender! Clearly my goal of turning you back from your journey has met with failure.
As the loser of this battle, I am now obligated to lead you onwards towards your destination. Why dont we get going right away?
-3-
Extra! Extra! Special bonus edition of the Bunbunmaru News! Free distribution! Special discount on subscriptions today only!
[You are now the proud owner of at least one (1) copy of Aya's gossip rag newspaper! It is filled from start to finish with hard-hitting stories from either just recently or several months ago, all of them exciting and interesting.]
[And filled with factual errors, and fraught with biased viewpoints, and lousy with violations of personal privacy. No expense is spared to bring the personal embarassing stories of the community to your doorstep. But hey, who's keeping track? It's free!]