In other news, I am no longer in America and am recovering from a shattered-to-buggery right shoulder. In the months I have been gone I've experienced great joy, anxiousness, insanity, heartbreak, drunken-ness, minor depression but most of all I DID THE YMCA ON THE HULK AT UNIVERSAL STUDIOS. And I want that to be mentioned at my funeral, may it be as far off as possible (touch wood).
Here is a meme, of the iPod shuffly variety.
When You Wake Up :
Groove Coverage - Poison (eh, maybe notsomuch now, but this used to be on my mind a lot, I guess)
Singing In The Shower :
Nicole Kidman - Sparkling Diamonds (Moulin Rouge)
Brushing Your Teeth :
Captain Tractor - 40 Miles of Pain (it's not THAT bad...)
Your Parents :
The Fray - Heartless (maybe six years ago)
Your Friends :
Stephen Lynch - In Defense of a Peepshow Girl (...................)
Your Life In General :
From Autumn To Ashes - The Fiction We Live (fucking accuracy)
Your Job/School :
Rammstein - Ich Will (which is incredibly accurate since I do want a job!)
Your Love Life :
Lady Gaga - Paparazzi (er...?)
Your Past :
Lostprophets - Still Laughing
Your Future :
Megan McCauley - Porcelain Doll
When Thinking Deep Thoughts :
Scorpions - Wind of Change
When Partying :
H.I.M - Under the Rose
Makes You Wanna Cry :
Seal - Crazy
While Driving :
Tom Petty - Free Falling
Your Secret Love :
Queen - Bohemian Rhapsody (I can live with this :D)
Your Deepest Secret :
The Fray - How To Save A Life (I guess this counts, in one of those crypticy ways)
After Learning A Lesson :
Utada Hikaru - Simple and Clean
Making Love :
Deathstars - Blitzkrieg (this sounds horrifyingly violent)
Breaking Up :
That Nun from The Sound of Music - Climb Every Mountain (bahahahahahahahahahahaaaa)
When You Feel Alone :
Neuroticfish - Skin (sort of reversey since Skin is about someone getting to you that much but OH WELL)
Your Happy Dance :
The Offspring - Half-Truism
Shaking Your Groove Thang :
Rob Zombie - Dragula (eh, you could shake your funky groove thing to this)
Mental Breakdown :
Pete Yorn - Ever Fallen in Love (oh fuckity, now THIS was accurate, once upon a time)
Fighting :
Jimmy Eat World - Drugs or Me
A Good Day :
Johnny Cash - Ghost Riders in the Sky
A Bad Day :
Neuroticfish - Music for a Paranormal Life
Winning The Lottery :
Delta Goodrem - In This Life (an omen?)
Finding Money :
Scorpions - Rock You Like A Hurricane
When You're Happy :
Gackt - Seki-ray (which is a sad sounding song o.o)
When Your'e Sad :
Aerosmith - Walk This Way (is this reverseland??)
Your Wedding Day :
David Hasselhoff - Jump In My Car (FUCK YES!!!)
High On Life :
Nightmare - The World
Drinking :
Delta Goodrem - Believe Again
Anger :
Lady Gaga - Love Game (can't imagine how this is something I'd be angry to but oh well)
Decision Making :
Moulin Rouge Cast - The Pitch (I believe all decisions should be made involving miniature musicals pulled together at the last minute to the tune of the can can. This is no lie)
Finding A New Job :
Iron Maiden - The Trooper (zombie killing song! Well, there's my new aim in life sorted)
Shopping :
Bon Jovi - Livin' On A Prayer (well, I guess...?)
Payday :
Paramore - Decode (the whole tax deduction thing requires it)
Breaking Someone's Heart :
Three Days Grace - Pain
Having Someone Break Your Heart :
3 Doors Down - When I'm Gone (accurate!)
Losing Your Best Friend :
Aqua - Dr. Jones (uhh...?)
Losing A Family Member :
The Lonely Island - We Like Sportz (uhhhhhh??????)
Your Final Thought :
Seether - Because of Me
Your Funeral :
Three Days Grace - Scared