Fascinating. I haven't heard a word from the other version of Sonic all day long.

Amazing how well that worked. Hopefully you've learned your lesson, hedgehog, because it's not one I'm going to repeat.

::irritated-sounding sigh::

And I'd been doing such a good job of avoiding these stupid plants, too. Now I can't even read in peace without finding myself stuck to the couch.

Ridiculous.

::silence for a moment, then an exasperated snort::

...Ugh. I can't believe I'm saying this.

Someone had better help.