me and shane` its in my IM profile but for the ppl who didnt see it*

[bowwowtata]

January 16, 2004, on the phone

(earlier that day before going to 1st block)
shane`: look at my sox!!
me: ooh. PPG!! are they ashley and amber's? (<-- shane`'s 4 year old twin sisters)
shane`: how can I fit my 4 year old sister's sox renata?!
(me crakkin up!!!!)
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me: jessica simpson just said that sum1 asked her "do chicken's really have fingers?" so I'm asking u...
(shane` silent)
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me: well then, I have another question:
Do fish have..
shane`: sticks? renata, do fish have sticks?! don't even ask me that
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me: how come milk isn't black and white like cows?
shane`: think before you say something, renata. think
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me: how come bacon is not pink like pigs? and how come pigs aren't shriveled up like bacon is?
shane`: is it shriveled up before you cook it? and are the insides of pigs pink, renata?!
me: bacon is in the inside?
(shane` silent)
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