Summary: Neil and David talk about the new rumours.
Disclaimer: I own nothing. This is fiction.
Rumour Mill
Neil walked into the living room, smiling at his lover who was staring intently at his laptop.
"Reading something interesting?"
David gasped, startled. When he saw his partner, he smiled.
"You remember Jake?"
"The guy you worked with once before and who has a huge crush on you?"
"That's the one. He sent me something very interesting."
"What?"
"Look at this."
David clicked on a link and turned the laptop towards Neil.
"Is Neil Patrick Harris & David Burtka's Relationship in Trouble?"
The laugh escaped before Neil could stop it.
"Are they serious?"
"Sadly yes. I mean, that dancer isn't even gay. I met the guy and his fiancee."
"This is brilliant. Wait, are you alright with this?"
David moved closer to Neil and rested his head on the older man's shoulder.
"I'll admit that at first, I was a bit worried. But once I recognized the guy in the picture and remembered that you love me and we have two children together, I got over it. Now, I think it's funny."
"It is kinda funny. Like I'd ever cheat on you!"
Neil placed the laptop on the floor and pressed David into the couch.
"I love you way too much to ever cheat on you."
"I love you too Neil."
Neil pressed kisses all over David's face, loving the other man's giggles. Just as he reached the younger man's lips, a cry broke the air. Neil sighed and his head dropped to David's chest. The other man ran his hand through Neil's hair and pressed a kiss to the top of his head.
"We're needed."
"I'll get the bottles ready."
"I'll get the kids."
As David walked into the nursery to get the children, Neil wondered how anyone would think he could give this up? There was something wrong with the people at that site, they were clearly idiots. Like Neil would sleep with some dancer when he had David at home.
A/N Crap, I know, but I was inspired. R&R please :D