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[bowlofsoup]

I've never ever ...
(X) I've never been drunk
(x) I've never smoked pot
(_) I've never kissed a member of the opposite sex
(_) I've never kissed a member of the same sex
(X) I've never crashed a friends car
(X) I've never ridden in a taxi
(X) I've never had anal sex
(_) I've never been in love
(_) I've never had sex
(_) I've never had sex in public
(X) I've never been dumped
(_) I've never shoplifted
(X) I've never been fired
(X) I've never been in a fist fight
(X) I've never had a threesome
(_) I never snuck out of my parents house
(X) I've never been tied up [sexually]
(X) I've never been caught masturbating
(_) I've never pissed on myself (don't pee into the wind)
(X) I've never had sex with a member of the same sex
(_) I've never had sex with a member of the opposite sex
(X) I've never been arrested
(X) I've never made out with a stranger
(_) I've never stolen something from my job
(X) I've never celebrated the New Year in Times Square
(X) I've never gone on a blind date
(X) I've never lied to a friend
(_) I've never had a crush on a teacher
(X) I've never celebrated Mardi Gras in New Orleans
(X) I've never been to Europe
(X) I never skipped school
(_) I've never slept with a co-worker
(X) I've never been fisted or fisted someone else
(X) I've never thrown up in a bar
(X) I've never lied in order to have sex with someone
(X) I've never jerked off on cam.
(X) I've never worn clothing of the opposite sex while having sex
(X) I've never had sex with a midget
(X) I've never used a sex toy to get off
(_) I've never had sex in a moving vehicle
(_) I've never had a sexual fling with a crush.
(_) I've never cheated on a mate