monologue.
I got my monologue for theatre. I had to write a sort of autobiography on it, so ill post that too. I am so excited. We have to make our own costumes, so ill just wear my sisters homecoming red, sparkling dress, with some wings.
monologue:
You'll excuse me for not doing the whole "appearing in a cloud of stardust" routine, but my back is killing me. Besides, stardust is expensive, and it's expensive in LA. Whenever there are budget cutbacks in the Fairy Tale World, the magic department always fells it first. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a sudden outbreak of insomnia with all the way they butchered the Sandmans's budget. Now I can't afford to buy a new wand. I have a been waiting for months for that funding to come through. My old one has been in the shop twice in the past week. Of course, it's not because cutbacks. It's an older model and that Cinderella character overloaded it! Boy that girl really cracks my crystals! All i hear is whine, whine, whine. "I need a coach. I need footmen and a groom. I need a dress." And just when i think it's all over: "I need shoes." So i give her those glass slippers and I hope she has to walk over some rocky terrain!
Well i better go. I have to getmy wings detailed. I just have one request. Please write a letter to the Queen of Hearts, you know, the head honcho, and ask her to give us a little slack in the magic department. I speak not only for myself. The genies are running out of bottles.
Isn't it SOOOO cute! I am so in love with it.
I had to make up what i thought of the character, and this is my paper.
My name is Gwendolyn Sparks, AKA the Fairy Godmother. I am the only one of my kind, of course no one else is as witty as I am with my magical transitions. Mice to men, pumpkins to carriages, obviously I am one of a kind. My parents are dead beat fairies, who used their magic only for themselves, and lost it. I use my magic for the less fortunate, something about helping others gives me this natural high, it's quite addicting. I am single, mainly because my job takes so much time, although I wouldn't mind stealing prince charming away for a day or two. I mean it's not that I can't get a man of my own, I am not ugly by any means. I always wear some sort of sparkling dress, it suits my sassy personality. I am known to glide while I fly, took a couple of years to get it down, but I think it is a nice attribute to have. I do not plan of having any children, as it is Cinderella is pretty demanding. Don't let that innocent slave girl look deceive you. When I do have a little free time I am usually hanging out with the genies, you would never know how spacious their bottles actually are. I live in a little cottage on a cloud, you don't make the big bucks in the magic department these days. Speaking of the magic department, I am very displeased. Myself and a few other fairy tale creatures are coming together to try and speak to the the Queen of Hearts. We want more funding and a less demanding schedule. If I make it big, I want to be known for making the magic world an easier career, and you know I wouldn't mind all the fame and fortune that comes with it. As the fairy people say “Think with your heart, and follow your dream.”
I don't think i did the paper right, but he will laugh and hopefully i will get an A.
So in my social life, well some what of the one I have, I went to my first club. It was SO fun. I was DD, and I drove katlin, my bro and his gf, sooo drunk to jims afterwards, then home to sleep. It is so funny to be sober while everyone else is drunk. I love it. People say clubs have to be your thing, or else you wont like it, but you know if you go in with a positive mind set you can have the potential to have fun. I just have fun wherever i go, i love everything. I danced and didnt give a shit hahaha. I LOVE tejano dancing hahahahaha. It's soooo fun. Lots and lots of sluts, but it made it all the more fun to make fun of them. I plan on going more, but next time I'm going to a gay club, the bonham, i think thats how you spell it. hahah should be TIGHT.
well time for bed. I dont care about errors in this post, im lazy and tired. GOODNIGHT LJ FRIENDSSSSS.
monologue:
You'll excuse me for not doing the whole "appearing in a cloud of stardust" routine, but my back is killing me. Besides, stardust is expensive, and it's expensive in LA. Whenever there are budget cutbacks in the Fairy Tale World, the magic department always fells it first. I wouldn't be surprised if there's a sudden outbreak of insomnia with all the way they butchered the Sandmans's budget. Now I can't afford to buy a new wand. I have a been waiting for months for that funding to come through. My old one has been in the shop twice in the past week. Of course, it's not because cutbacks. It's an older model and that Cinderella character overloaded it! Boy that girl really cracks my crystals! All i hear is whine, whine, whine. "I need a coach. I need footmen and a groom. I need a dress." And just when i think it's all over: "I need shoes." So i give her those glass slippers and I hope she has to walk over some rocky terrain!
Well i better go. I have to getmy wings detailed. I just have one request. Please write a letter to the Queen of Hearts, you know, the head honcho, and ask her to give us a little slack in the magic department. I speak not only for myself. The genies are running out of bottles.
Isn't it SOOOO cute! I am so in love with it.
I had to make up what i thought of the character, and this is my paper.
My name is Gwendolyn Sparks, AKA the Fairy Godmother. I am the only one of my kind, of course no one else is as witty as I am with my magical transitions. Mice to men, pumpkins to carriages, obviously I am one of a kind. My parents are dead beat fairies, who used their magic only for themselves, and lost it. I use my magic for the less fortunate, something about helping others gives me this natural high, it's quite addicting. I am single, mainly because my job takes so much time, although I wouldn't mind stealing prince charming away for a day or two. I mean it's not that I can't get a man of my own, I am not ugly by any means. I always wear some sort of sparkling dress, it suits my sassy personality. I am known to glide while I fly, took a couple of years to get it down, but I think it is a nice attribute to have. I do not plan of having any children, as it is Cinderella is pretty demanding. Don't let that innocent slave girl look deceive you. When I do have a little free time I am usually hanging out with the genies, you would never know how spacious their bottles actually are. I live in a little cottage on a cloud, you don't make the big bucks in the magic department these days. Speaking of the magic department, I am very displeased. Myself and a few other fairy tale creatures are coming together to try and speak to the the Queen of Hearts. We want more funding and a less demanding schedule. If I make it big, I want to be known for making the magic world an easier career, and you know I wouldn't mind all the fame and fortune that comes with it. As the fairy people say “Think with your heart, and follow your dream.”
I don't think i did the paper right, but he will laugh and hopefully i will get an A.
So in my social life, well some what of the one I have, I went to my first club. It was SO fun. I was DD, and I drove katlin, my bro and his gf, sooo drunk to jims afterwards, then home to sleep. It is so funny to be sober while everyone else is drunk. I love it. People say clubs have to be your thing, or else you wont like it, but you know if you go in with a positive mind set you can have the potential to have fun. I just have fun wherever i go, i love everything. I danced and didnt give a shit hahaha. I LOVE tejano dancing hahahahaha. It's soooo fun. Lots and lots of sluts, but it made it all the more fun to make fun of them. I plan on going more, but next time I'm going to a gay club, the bonham, i think thats how you spell it. hahah should be TIGHT.
well time for bed. I dont care about errors in this post, im lazy and tired. GOODNIGHT LJ FRIENDSSSSS.