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Mar 30, 2007 08:24

Hahaha, reading old chat logs the other day:

purplewingedone (11:12:36 PM): ....Oooh, february fourth. I didn't know these went back that far! =O
Bladed Edge18 (11:12:50 PM): !!!
purplewingedone (11:13:49 PM): why am I so bad? why.
purplewingedone (11:13:50 PM): jazzrunningisfun (8:14:13 PM): by flute does he mean the metal flute or the skin flute?
Castershell (8:14:39 PM): *hopes that isn't a serious question, and giggles*
Bladed Edge18 (8:14:46 PM): BAD ORCLEV!
jazzrunningisfun (8:14:57 PM): of course not.
Castershell (8:15:12 PM): oh yea, Romania is now awesome.
jazzrunningisfun (8:15:18 PM): THIS IS WHAT I HAVE LEARNED IN MUSIC SCHOOL~

Bladed Edge18 (11:16:23 PM): ...when did Orclev become so dirty? o.o;;;
purplewingedone (11:16:36 PM): I don't know? >.>
Bladed Edge18 (11:16:53 PM): I didn't notice until just now. o.o;;;;;;;\
purplewingedone (11:17:06 PM): Neither did I!
purplewingedone (11:17:14 PM): I'm not as bad as some people, though.
Bladed Edge18 (11:20:10 PM): You are a bad influence on Bladed
Bladed Edge18 (11:20:17 PM): DEVIL LAAAADY
purplewingedone (11:20:31 PM): Wait, what did you do? :o

Oh, and PS-- This was the friggin' funniest thing ever:


Bladed Edge18 (9:37:30 PM): Oooo, how far back do the logs go? Years?
purplewingedone (9:37:36 PM): vaicross (11:41:04 PM): Bladed, become german and eat my testicles

Bladed Edge18 (11:41:38 PM): Find me a german female and I will learn quickly the ways of testicle-eating.
Bladed Edge18 (11:41:55 PM): Mike, clone me one.
jazzrunningisfun (11:42:00 PM): I have German blood!
Bladed Edge18 (11:42:05 PM): Hrm.
Bladed Edge18 (11:42:09 PM): Does Orclev have red hair?
jazzrunningisfun (11:42:15 PM): In some lights.
Medius Laire (11:42:19 PM): I have German blood, too.
Bladed Edge18 (11:42:20 PM): That'll suffice.
Medius Laire (11:42:21 PM): Separated by vintage.
Bladed Edge18 (11:42:28 PM): Teach me the art of testicle devouring.
jazzrunningisfun (11:43:00 PM): Wait, this is awkward.
Bladed Edge18 (11:43:49 PM): Good work, Vai, you've made the girl embarassed. I hope you're happy.
vaicross (11:44:11 PM): it's what i do best
vaicross (11:44:16 PM): make things awkward
jazzrunningisfun (11:44:23 PM): ^^;

purplewingedone (9:37:38 PM): I WISH
purplewingedone (9:37:45 PM): I think I deleted some at some point
purplewingedone (9:37:54 PM): I have some ancient ones back home though I think
Bladed Edge18 (9:38:42 PM): Splendid! You can totally use those to taunt me with my unremembered past foibles, forcing a reckoning upon the Bladed and possibly using your influence to acquire from him delicious hostess fruit pieces, with naturally-flavored filling.
Bladed Edge18 (9:38:55 PM): It won't work because I have no fruit pies, but don't tell Spider-Man and the Hulk that
purplewingedone (9:39:08 PM): o.o;
Bladed Edge18 (9:39:46 PM): O.O
Bladed Edge18 (9:39:56 PM): Hulk like apple
purplewingedone (9:40:46 PM): ...Then later Aesti came in and wanted to know what he had missed.....

jazzrunningisfun (1:58:16 AM): well I got to feel all awkward and embarrassed because I'm a German-blooded female with reddish hair and there was some kind of inappropriate talk going on or something and that's the most of what I remember that you missed
vaicross (1:58:24 AM): no, not me
vaicross (1:58:30 AM): some other terror group
vaicross (1:58:51 AM): some mention of biting testicles off
jazzrunningisfun (1:58:57 AM): yeah, devouring them
jazzrunningisfun (1:59:06 AM): Bladed wanted me to teach him how
Aestivalis MK2 (2:00:30 AM): .. you eat testicles? o.o
jazzrunningisfun (2:00:37 AM): nonono
vaicross (2:00:48 AM): XD
Aestivalis MK2 (2:01:35 AM): I dunno what was wierder.. you eating them or Bladed wanting you to teach him how
Bladed Edge18 (9:41:34 PM): 0.0;;
purplewingedone (9:42:18 PM): I gawd I forgot about all this
purplewingedone (9:42:29 PM): this is funniest stuff ever, because Aesti was SO CONFUSED
Bladed Edge18 (9:42:32 PM): Oooo, what else did I miss?
purplewingedone (9:42:39 PM): Castershell (2:02:09 AM): bull ones are used as an aphrodisiac?
jazzrunningisfun (2:02:22 AM): they are?
Aestivalis MK2 (2:02:27 AM): wut
Castershell (2:02:29 AM): yup
vaicross (2:02:30 AM): well I was moping about my inability to have decent social skills now a days
vaicross (2:02:33 AM): totally
Castershell (2:02:40 AM): bull balls are hawt stuff
vaicross (2:02:56 AM): same with shark and tiger penis
vaicross (2:03:02 AM): well, any penis really
Castershell (2:03:12 AM): there's actually a testicle festival somewhere here in the US where they eat lots of 'em, and usually let their junk (just the lower part) hang out
vaicross (2:03:26 AM): dude!
vaicross (2:03:32 AM): we should go with bats
Castershell (2:03:55 AM): ....bite size? >.>
Castershell (2:04:10 AM): but yea...bull balls, look like a giant single meatball you might get at an authentic italian restaurant
jazzrunningisfun (2:04:47 AM): yeah so I definitely have no interest in devouring testicles, um.
vaicross (2:05:05 AM): so bladed tells me I need to sheed my hormone chains or something
Castershell (2:05:20 AM): oh, anyone have a character on Blade's Edge?
Castershell (2:05:29 AM): I need help killin this guy
vaicross (2:05:44 AM): so I invited bladed to bite by balls off
vaicross (2:06:02 AM): *my
jazzrunningisfun (2:07:14 AM): oh I get it, I think I missed that part of the conversation
Castershell (2:07:43 AM): either that, or he has more gay tendencies than I thought
Aestivalis MK2 (2:08:00 AM): *just stares at chat*
Castershell (2:08:09 AM): AESTI! STOP STARING AND HELP ME
Aestivalis MK2 (2:08:11 AM): ARE YOU PEOPLE FUCKING WITH ME?!
Bladed Edge18 (9:43:39 PM): AWESOME! =D
purplewingedone (9:44:26 PM): Medius Laire (2:08:40 AM): Do what I do, Aesti: go somewhere else when things diverge.
Aestivalis MK2 (2:08:46 AM): Everyones talking about balls, penis and devouring! WHY?!
jazzrunningisfun (2:08:56 AM): You asked what you missed
Aestivalis MK2 (2:08:57 AM): EVEN ELI
Aestivalis MK2 (2:08:59 AM): HOW?
Castershell (2:09:14 AM): YOU'RE NOT PUTTING ENOUGH OF A STRAIGHT INFLUENCE IN THE CHAT
Castershell (2:09:18 AM): the gay is taking over
jazzrunningisfun (2:09:36 AM): I'm not gay; I'm just a chick
Castershell (2:09:46 AM): you are excluded then
Aestivalis MK2 (2:09:48 AM): Its all out of character!
Aestivalis MK2 (2:09:51 AM): except for Cshell
Castershell (2:09:55 AM): XD
Aestivalis MK2 (2:09:56 AM): but orcy and Eli!
Aestivalis MK2 (2:09:57 AM): GAH
Castershell (2:10:00 AM): is there a blue moon out? =)
Aestivalis MK2 (2:10:05 AM): Im sad to have missed how this started!
vaicross (2:10:39 AM): blue balls? hyuk hyuk hyuk hyuk
Aestivalis MK2 (2:10:54 AM): Did someone just up and say "MMM I LIKE TO LICK BALLS?" and everyone just went and agreed when I wasnt around!? The hell! How could I miss that?!

Bladed Edge18 (9:45:04 PM): o_o
Bladed Edge18 (9:45:56 PM): My chest hurts now
Bladed Edge18 (9:46:10 PM): aaaaand my face
purplewingedone (9:46:23 PM): Castershell (2:11:13 AM): you're saying you want to agree to that?
Castershell (2:11:18 AM): JOIN THE QUEER SIDE AESTI
Castershell (2:11:23 AM): It is your destiny!
Aestivalis MK2 (2:11:40 AM): I can't even use this against Eli im so confused. CURSE IT ALL
vaicross (2:11:59 AM): Once in the butt, shut the fuck up
Medius Laire (2:12:07 AM): Fly, you fool!
jazzrunningisfun (2:12:26 AM): I still don't get what being German has to do with eating testicles
Aestivalis MK2 (2:12:30 AM): AH HA! I get it! Everyone is using my own power against me! ... or at thats what Bladed would say right about now
Castershell (2:12:50 AM): aren't you supposed to be kicking his butt at chess? or did I miss that?
vaicross (2:12:56 AM): in the news
Aestivalis MK2 (2:13:00 AM): Vai Cross: some mention of biting testicles offJazzrunningisfun: yeah, devouring them
vaicross (2:13:09 AM): there was a story of some german couple
Aestivalis MK2 (2:13:16 AM): Vai Cross: so I invited bladed to bite by balls offVai Cross: *my
vaicross (2:13:31 AM): who had his weiner choppered off and eaten by boyfriend
Aestivalis MK2 (2:13:36 AM): Castershell: bull balls are hawt stuffVai Cross: same with shark and tiger penisVai Cross: well, any penis really
Castershell (2:13:42 AM): ....
Castershell (2:13:45 AM): ALL OUT OF CONTEXT
Castershell (2:13:56 AM): you're just stringing the naughty bits together
Aestivalis MK2 (2:13:57 AM): SO SAIS YOU
Aestivalis MK2 (2:14:15 AM): Thats how they are in chat! Im just doing my stuff and reading chat!
jazzrunningisfun (2:14:29 AM): vaicross (11:41:04 PM): Bladed, become german and eat my testicles
Castershell (2:14:37 AM): having to much fun reading it if you ask me
Aestivalis MK2 (2:15:25 AM): Ok! I get it now. Eli didn't go gay on me and Orcy didnt go perverted. It was ALL JUST BAD TIMING.
Castershell (2:15:34 AM): lol
jazzrunningisfun (2:15:42 AM): OR WAS IT

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