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Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
In February I bought porn for partybottle (10 points). In June I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January bekitschy and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to __firstaidkit in a life-saving procedure (300 points). Last Wednesday cobhc4life and I robbed a bank (-50 points).
Overall, I've been nice (971 points). For Christmas I deserve a red Radio-Flyer wagon!
Sincerely,
bowielover