You're not sanding Penny!
I don't know how it's possible to love this show any more, but I do!
Sheldon and his little experiment makes the most boring couple ever watchable.
3x03 : The Gothowitz Deviation
Penny: (about Sheldon's plate) Are you finished?
Sheldon: Well, thank you. How thoughtful. Would you like a chocolate?
( HE IS HAND-FEEDING CHOCOLATE PENNY!!! )
* * *
Penny: Oh, sorry, Sheldon. I almost sat in your spot.
Sheldon: Did you? I didn't notice. Have a chocolate.
( Look at that smirk... XD )
* * *
Penny: Oh, am I talking too much? I'm sorry. Zip.
Sheldon: Thank you. Chocolate?
Penny: Yes, please.
( And there's that smirk again! )
* * *
Penny: Hey, Kim. Yeah, I... You know what, hold on. Let me take this in the hall.
Sheldon: (mouthing) Chocolate?
Penny: (mouthing) Thank you.
( Penny is so adorable in this scene. <3 )
* * *
Sheldon: You can't tell me that you're not intrigued out the possibility of building a better girlfriend.
Leonard: I'm not. Penny's qualities, both good and bad, are what make her who she is.
(They hear Penny laugh in the hallway)
Sheldon: You mean, like that high-pitched, irritating laugh?
Leonard: Yes.
Sheldon: You wouldn't prefer a throaty chuckle?
Leonard: You're not changing how Penny laughs.
Sheldon: No, that would be incongruous.
I was going to lower the whole voice to a more pleasing register.
Penny: (coming back) Sorry, guys. That girl is freaky. (in high-pitched voice)
Sheldon: Come again?
Penny: Freaky. (lower)
Sheldon: Freaky?
Penny: Yeah, freaky. (even lower)
Sheldon: Have a chocolate.
Penny: Thank you. (even lower)
( Oh, Sheldon and his smirk... )
* * *
Sheldon: Well, I'm going to make some warm milk and then turn in.
I trust if you two are planning on engaging in amorous activities,
you'll keep the decibel level to a minimum.
Penny: Of course.
Sheldon: Thank you. (throwing a chocolate to Penny)
Penny: These are so good!
Leonard: Unbelievable.
(after Penny and Leonard left)
Sheldon: Interesting. Sex works even better than chocolate to modify behavior.
I wonder if anyone else has stumbled onto that.
...
Well, then YOU try THAT, genius.
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