Cops Are Cool
About 3 years ago as I was washing my new car I found a dime on the ground. When I tried to pick it up I couldn't move it. Someone had glued it to the sidewalk ... shortly after trying to pry it up with my pocket knife I heard two boys laughing at me. "Hey there boys!" , I yelled "What do you think is so funny?" The two boys informed me that they had super glued the dime there as a joke and thought it was funny to see me try to pick it up. I fell to the ground and started to cry. As the two boys started to run away I got caught up in the confusion and killed them ... When I told the cops what i did they said it was cool and not to worry about going to jail. We all went out to eat later that day. I even got to flash the police lights at some fat people who were eating ice cream...