[#1 - Baby!Lambo - LIVE interaction post - KIMI WA DARE DA~ BOKU WA RAMBO~!!]

[bovinehitman]

*sings*

Who am I~ My name is Lambo~
Who are you~ My name is Lambo~

Who am I~ My name is Lambo~
Who are you~ My name is Lambo~...

[munches on a chocolate frog, suddenly, the staircase changes, he falls over, with tears in his eyes, he declares]

AHAHAHHAHA!! I, MR. LAMBO, THE 5-YEAR OLD HITMAN OF THE BOVINO FAMILY...HAVE FALLEN

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[tastefulsilence]

*wanders down stairs, passes landing, pauses, steps back and does double take*

....?

[bovinehitman]

*LOL HAI THAR*

*STARES*

[tastefulsilence]

*stares right back, wonders who would wanna transfigure a cow in such a way*

... Hi. Who are you?

[bovinehitman]

HI! MY NAME IS LAMBO!

[tastefulsilence]

.... Hi. I'm Dwayne- Professor Dwayne Frog.

*eyes the strange student*.... What year are you? *hand itches towards wand, wonders if he could stun it and make a get-away without getting fired; thinks he heard something of this particular student earlier but can't be sure*

[bovinehitman]

Lambo-san is 5 years old!

[[OOC: 15. >_>]]

[tastefulsilence]

Riiiight. I'm guessing you're either a really small first year or a really small and dumb fifth year. Which is it? *finally remembers where he heard the name before; staff rosters were useful*

*inches wand out of holster*

[bovinehitman]

OI OI OI!! DON'T YOU DARE CALL LAMBO-SAN DUMB! DX

[tastefulsilence]

Right, fifth year it is. Start acting like one.

*doesn't honestly mind him but can't stand whiny or loud individuals*

[bovinehitman]

COOORRRAAAA!!! LAMBO-SAN ACTS MORE MATURE THAN HIS AGE!! LAMBO-SAN IS A VERY MATURE HITMAN!

[tastefulsilence]

*idly twirls wand between fingers*

Silencio.

Mature hitment don't act like 5 year olds. Or cows. *rubs at ear absently, thinks he needs to invest in muffling charms*

1/2

[bovinehitman]

BUT LAMBO-SAN IS FI--

2/2

[bovinehitman]

...

Re: 2/2

[tastefulsilence]

*eyes Lambo*

Calm down. I'll take it off as soon as you promis not to be too loud. I have sensitive ears.

1/3

[bovinehitman]

...?!?!

2/3

[bovinehitman]

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