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[bouwert]

Guess what, LJ?  I haven't posted in 19 weeks.  WEAK.

Tonight at work I got a tiny bit of lettuce in this woman's hair and she didn't notice so I didn't say anything.

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[dressagegrrrl]

Ummm, I think you were doing her a favor. I've read that lettuce has all sorts of hair-restorative properties. They're doing lettuce-wraps at all the most EXCLUSIVE Beverly Hills spas now.

[bouwert]

Well there you go. "Bitch I'm just tryin' to make you look better!"

[bouwert]

I've giggled many times since then imagining the moment when she found it. "WTF?!" Heh.