Oh, bandwagon.
I first saw this when rochvelleth posted her answers, but never did post one myself. Ah well, here it is.
(Incidentally, I wonder if the markup validates? It seems to avoid any width= and height= tags in the table cells, and styles a whole lot of things. Pretty neat.)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
* * * * *
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (I don't want to screw with my head, thank you.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (If I do, it's so secret I can't think of it.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now. (I'm paid enough to live on.)
✓ I love sushi. (Vegetarian, of course.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Mostly when I'm nervous or tired, which happen a lot these days.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been to the U.S.)
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (Never had a roommate.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (It stays in my room.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I did get to know him well enough to get a copy of his Pokemon save file with a Mew in it, though. My brother now has 20 of them. :D)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Some ideas. Most are mutually exclusive.)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not if I'm thinking of them as people rather than "the opposite sex".)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I'm logged into IRC all the time.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I'm going for "a sip of cassis doesn't count", here.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (I should probably buy it at some point.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Nope. Instead, I have used my punctuation skills.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Triangle! Well, no, but I'm reasonable with the piano.)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Not with me. But I don't throw very much away.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparently.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Only one, and only occasionally.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (No. I like the taste of coffee, but drink decaf by choice. People at work mock me. ^_^)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (What'd be the point?)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (I can't write with my left hand, but I do play snooker with my left. (Can't play it with my right at all.))
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I have a Bulbasaur on my bed, but that's it.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (My teeth are sticky-out, but they're not that bad. ^_^)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Because most of my RL friends are on the internet too.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (In my joints, at least. Hypermobility = yay = RSI ow.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (Fuck no.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm sure someone did, once.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Even ones in languages I don't fully understand.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (*points at Bazett and Demand icons*
There's something cool about wearing suits, too.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Interpret this as you will. :))
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not quite always. But often.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (I spent a week in Turkey (courtesy of the IPhO, booyah).)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Worryingly, it doesn't work. I think they're just trying to make me feel better. -_-)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Well enough to get by in France if I'm touristing, at least.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (At the moment, yes.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Oh, CATAM.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (That was the blinding abdominal pain that comes with being female.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Alas, no.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Decaf coffee and Sera Myu, a winning combination.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I get them, I just think some can be very unfunny.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Spread out over bits of university, ironically.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (And clearer when they spoke to each other, too.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I ordered an iced Americano once. It was horrible.)
(Incidentally, I wonder if the markup validates? It seems to avoid any width= and height= tags in the table cells, and styles a whole lot of things. Pretty neat.)
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
× I miss somebody right now.
✓ I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
* * * * *
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games.
× I've tried marijuana. (I don't want to screw with my head, thank you.)
× I've watched porn movies.
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
✓ I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal. (If I do, it's so secret I can't think of it.)
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
× I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free.
× I need/want money right now. (I'm paid enough to live on.)
✓ I love sushi. (Vegetarian, of course.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Mostly when I'm nervous or tired, which happen a lot these days.)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas. (Never been to the U.S.)
✓ I have at least one sibling.
✓ I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
× I like the way that I look. (Sometimes.)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
✓ I have a lot of mood swings.
✓ I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate. (Never had a roommate.)
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
× I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex.
× I enjoy talking on the phone.
× I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants.
× I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal.
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother.
✓ I have a mobile phone. (It stays in my room.)
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before. (I did get to know him well enough to get a copy of his Pokemon save file with a Mew in it, though. My brother now has 20 of them. :D)
✓ I currently like/love someone.
× I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (Some ideas. Most are mutually exclusive.)
× I want to have children in the future.
× I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything.
✓ I have a lot to learn.
× I am shy around the opposite sex. (Not if I'm thinking of them as people rather than "the opposite sex".)
✓ I'm online 24/7, even as an away message. (I'm logged into IRC all the time.)
× I have at least 5 away messages saved.
× I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (I'm going for "a sip of cassis doesn't count", here.)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
✓ I own the "South Park" movie. (I should probably buy it at some point.)
× I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
× I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends.
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career. (Nope. Instead, I have used my punctuation skills.)
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
× I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
× Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
× I study for tests most of the time.
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
× I love my job(s).
× I am comfortable with who I am right now.
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
× I walk barefoot wherever I can.
× I have jumped off a bridge.
× I love sea turtles.
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
× I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
✓ I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Triangle! Well, no, but I'm reasonable with the piano.)
× I hate office jobs.
✓ I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
× I adore bright colours.
× I usually like covers better than originals.
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
✓ I can pick up things with my toes.
× I can't whistle.
× I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in. (Not with me. But I don't throw very much away.)
✓ I talk in my sleep. (Apparently.)
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
× I wear a toe ring.
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with. (Only one, and only occasionally.)
× I am a caffeine junkie. (No. I like the taste of coffee, but drink decaf by choice. People at work mock me. ^_^)
× I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder. (What'd be the point?)
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
× I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
× I'm an artist.
✓ I am ambidextrous. (I can't write with my left hand, but I do play snooker with my left. (Can't play it with my right at all.))
× I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (I have a Bulbasaur on my bed, but that's it.)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth. (My teeth are sticky-out, but they're not that bad. ^_^)
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me.
✓ I have more friends on the internet than in real life. (Because most of my RL friends are on the internet too.)
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
✓ I am extremely flexible. (In my joints, at least. Hypermobility = yay = RSI ow.)
× I love hugs more than kisses.
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke. (Fuck no.)
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal. (I'm sure someone did, once.)
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then. (Even ones in languages I don't fully understand.)
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (*points at Bazett and Demand icons*
There's something cool about wearing suits, too.)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me.
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help. (Interpret this as you will. :))
× I believe in ghosts and the paranormal.
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time. (Not quite always. But often.)
× I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again.
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent. (I spent a week in Turkey (courtesy of the IPhO, booyah).)
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
× I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Worryingly, it doesn't work. I think they're just trying to make me feel better. -_-)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Well enough to get by in France if I'm touristing, at least.)
× I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be.
✓ I would rather read than watch TV.
✓ I like reading fact more than fiction. (At the moment, yes.)
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Oh, CATAM.)
✓ I have no piercings.
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
✓ I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried. (That was the blinding abdominal pain that comes with being female.)
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
× I like most animals better than most people.
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish.
× I am compulsively honest.
× I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
× I have gone from wishing I was a girl to revelling in being a boy to feeling like a girl again in the span of five minutes, and not cared a whit for my actual sex.
× I am unashamedly bisexual, and have different motivations for my desires for different genders.
× I sometimes won't sleep a whole night or eat a whole day because I forget to. (Alas, no.)
× I find it impossible to get to sleep without some kind of music on.
× I dislike milk.
× I obsessively wash my hands.
× I always carry something significant around with me.
× Sometimes I'd rather wear a wig in day-to-day life than use my own hair.
✓ I've pushed myself to become more self-aware and thereby more aware of others.
× Even though I live on my own I still cry sometimes because I miss my mother.
× I hand wrote all the HTML tags in this document.
✓ I've liked something which a majority of people claimed was either bad or weird. (Decaf coffee and Sera Myu, a winning combination.)
× I have been clinically dead for a brief period of time.
× Instead of feeling sympathy/empathy with people and their problems, I simply become annoyed.
× I participate/have participated in auto drag races and won.
× I do not 'get' most comedy acts. (I get them, I just think some can be very unfunny.)
✓ I don't think strippers are money-greedy or slutty for dancing.
× I don't like to chew gum.
× I am obsessed with history/historical things and can't wait for someone to build a time machine so I can be the first to use it.
× I can never remember for the life of me where I parked the car.
✓ I had the TEEN ANGST thing going for at least 2-3 years. (Spread out over bits of university, ironically.)
✓ I wish people would be more empathic and honest with each other. (And clearer when they spoke to each other, too.)
× I play Dungeons and Dragons weekly.
✓ I love to sing.
× I want to live in my mother's basement when I grow up.
✓ I have a custom-built computer.
× I want to create a certain someone's babies, even though there's a 0% possiblity of ever achieving it.
× I would be in a relationship with one of my pets if they were human.
× I've gone skinny-dipping.
✓ I've performed in three plays.
× I enjoy burritos.
× I'm Irish and loving it.
× I have a thing for redheads.
× I am a twin!
✓ Most of the times, I'd rather do something intellectual instead of doing something generically 'fun'.
× Once I set out to finish something, I always stay at it until it is completed before I move on to something else.
× I wish there were a way to erase past mistakes.
× I sleep more than 12 hours a day.
✓ I wish I could be prouder of what I've accomplished, but it's never enough.
✓ I need more time to myself.
✓ I wish I was more open-minded.
× I hope that I go really prematurely grey.
✓ I download songs from the internet.
× I've just reenacted chapter 58 of Death Note with my best friend.
× I say random things to freak people out.
× I'm still a little mad about the ending of Death Note.
× I love playing Truth or Dare.
× I love listening to slow music, but I hate singing to it.
× Music helps me remember that I am not alone.
× Playing my favorite sport makes me temporarily forget my problems.
✓ I think this survey is particularly long.
× I prefer my LJ friends to my real-life ones.
× I can only hate someone that I love.
× I've ordered an extra two shots of espresso to an Americano at Starbucks. (I ordered an iced Americano once. It was horrible.)