life decision time

[bourbon]

It's only October 3rd and I'm already sick of debating my Halloween costume..
We dreamed of being Hillary, Monica, and Bill, but I don't think that dream of heaven will ever actually come true..

So I am just going to wear this:


And either cut off all my hair or wear a ridic wig ?

My title can be "the golden slut" or something
I don't know

I just really want a trashy American Apparel metallic bodysuit...