STEVE'S GIRLFRIEND REQUIREMENT LIST
Visor-Steve has compiled a full and complete list of his requirements if you wish to date him. Keep in mind that there will be no exceptions to the rules and if you don't like it, DON'T DATE THE DUDE. with all kidding aside (oh man this shit is good) heres the list.
LOOKS+
5'4-5'7
blonde or dark hair, (not red or light, no bleach please)
NO FAT
can't be good looking (this is no joke he really wrote this)
dress well
CAN'T WEAR NEW BALANCE SHOES!!!
no slutty dressing
PERSONALITY+
funny
laid back
shy
humble
down to earth
tolerant
strong willed
able to put up with zach (steve's roomate)
Has to drive a volkswagon jetta brand car, psat or a GTI
must be career oriented, must be smart.
REPEAT NO NEW BALANCE SHOES!
this was in all seriousness, any takers?
LOOKS+
5'4-5'7
blonde or dark hair, (not red or light, no bleach please)
NO FAT
can't be good looking (this is no joke he really wrote this)
dress well
CAN'T WEAR NEW BALANCE SHOES!!!
no slutty dressing
PERSONALITY+
funny
laid back
shy
humble
down to earth
tolerant
strong willed
able to put up with zach (steve's roomate)
Has to drive a volkswagon jetta brand car, psat or a GTI
must be career oriented, must be smart.
REPEAT NO NEW BALANCE SHOES!
this was in all seriousness, any takers?