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by limitedbythesky
boundedandbecom's LJ New Year Party (Now At Least 16% Politically Correct!)
Started : 31st December 2005 11:29:24 PM
Ended : 01st January 2006 11:29:55 AM
Alco Money! : $ 311
Guests of Honour
omfgz_dinos is a crestfallen Liberal Christian and usually an abstainer from all things alcoholic. omfgz_dinos decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
boundedandbecom is a disconsolate Agnostic. boundedandbecom drank 4 Sherrys, 1 White Wine, 1 Goldschlager.
12_count_toss is a heinous Taoist. 12_count_toss drank 1 White Wine.
sxe_sweet_t is a jovial Buddhist and a rather poor excuse for a drinker. sxe_sweet_t drank 6 Sherrys.
supermanwhore is a spiritless Agnostic. supermanwhore drank 3 Tequilas, 11 Sherrys, 1 White Russian, 1 Red Wine.
mlw15 is a demonic Fundementalist Christian who irks everyone with their overly dismal outlook on life. mlw15 decided to not drink because of their religious beliefs.
dying_4her is a happy-go-lucky Atheist and a newbie drinker. dying_4her drank 7 Red Wines, 6 Mescals, 2 Cosmopolitans, 1 Stout.
partyhoss is an animated Muslim. partyhoss drank 4 Absinthes, 7 Cosmopolitans.
60second_fetish is a cheery Wiccan. 60second_fetish drank 4 Mescals.
somehowpunkgeek is a bummed out Muslim and is a real devotee to the happy juice. somehowpunkgeek drank 6 Vodkas.
pistol_n_hand is a bitchy Wiccan who regularly steals money from charity. pistol_n_hand drank 4 Pernods, 2 White Russians.
Sick!
Clean up at boundedandbecom's place! Urgh bejesus man, there's soup pieces in this barfpile! Fucking ell theres 4 of them!
Fights
pistol_n_hand reportedly attempted to bite mlw15 out of pure frustration after the Fundemental Christian had mentioned Jesus for the 1256th time in the night.
As per usual dying_4her was the first person to pass out in the party - mlw15 tried to captalise on this by flogging the alcoholic to near-death with the King James Version. dying_4her is currently making a steady recovery in hospital.
Lovers
Last night someone told 12_count_toss and 60second_fetish to get a room and they sure did. We now await the patter of tiny feet! Lets hope that the child does not lool like 12_count_toss! Oh god no, the humanity!
The Drunkest
After last nights alcoholfest supermanwhore has enrolled themselves in an "English 101" course in an attempt to resurrect their both their brain cells and their grasp on the English language!
Random Events
omfgz_dinos and sxe_sweet_t thought it would be frightfully funny if they released an otter down somehowpunkgeek's
underpants. somehowpunkgeek now appreciates the dangers of frenzied land mammals.
supermanwhore admitted that they openly stole from the poor. they went on to explain that
they used this money to fuel their addiction to cough medicine.
60second_fetish's irrational fear of toasters stems from an incident where their father jammed his manly adapter in the bread slot. Being an evil bastard boundedandbecom chased 60second_fetish around the house with one all night!
Happy New Year!
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