And now, for something different:
(Click here to post your own answers for this meme.)
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Eh... I wouldn't say LOVE, but they're pretty fun sometimes)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Only bits and pieces, never a whole one.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Possibly... I'm not 100% sure on this one)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Yesplease. Or even a steady job.. I'd take that too...)
× I love sushi. (Yuck.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (Nope. I'm a one and only!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Que?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ahahaha yes. I have so many pj pants they won't fit in my drawer anymore... they're just sitting in a stack on a chair next to my dresser. :))
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Obsessed, no. Enthusiastic about, yes. I <3 my flist.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love my mother. :))
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (:D)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have a ideas... but nothing is certain at this moment)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (yesyesyesyesyes)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I got hives once, which means I'm allergic to something, but they never figured out what caused it.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Somewhat)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, not drugs)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Oooh that one's hard...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (When I was in school, yes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Eh.. like-love on a daily sliding scale...)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Pretty much)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (At home, yes. In public, no. But outside I do wear flip flops for as long as the weather will permit (basically, any/every day it's not raining))
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (:D)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Do my own vocal chords count?)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Sometimes)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Sometimes)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (Barely)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (Sometimes)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Haha I've tried to tone it down...)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (She didn't tag anyone)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Both! Equally!)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Sexay)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (A bit whopping YES to this one)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I'm open to it)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Haha sometimes)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Not always... but it IS nice...)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Barely)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Depends on how tired I am)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Depends)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Oh God, yes.)
✓ I have no piercings. (I keep meaning to get my ears done... but I've just never gotten around to it.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Haha sometimes)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No... but I should!)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.
✓ I miss somebody right now.
× I don't watch much TV these days.
✓ I own lots of books.
✓ I wear glasses or contact lenses.
✓ I love to play video games. (Eh... I wouldn't say LOVE, but they're pretty fun sometimes)
× I've tried marijuana.
✓ I've watched porn movies. (Only bits and pieces, never a whole one.)
× I have been the psycho-ex in a past relationship.
✓ I believe honesty is usually the best policy.
✓ I curse sometimes.
× I have changed a lot mentally over the last year.
× I carry my knife/razor everywhere with me.
* * * * *
× I have broken someone's bones.
× I have a secret that I am ashamed to reveal.
× I hate the rain.
✓ I'm paranoid at times.
✓ I would get plastic surgery if it were 100% safe, free of cost, and scar-free. (Possibly... I'm not 100% sure on this one)
✓ I need/want money right now. (Yesplease. Or even a steady job.. I'd take that too...)
× I love sushi. (Yuck.)
✓ I talk really, really fast. (Sometimes)
× I have fresh breath in the morning.
✓ I have long hair.
× I have lost money in Las Vegas.
× I have at least one sibling. (Nope. I'm a one and only!)
× I was born in a country outside of the U.S.
× I have worn fake hair/fingernails/eyelashes in the past.
× I couldn't survive without Caller I.D.
✓ I like the way that I look. (Sometimes)
× I have lied to a good friend in the last 6 months.
× I am usually pessimistic.
× I have a lot of mood swings.
× I think prostitution should be legalized.
× I slept with a roommate.
× I have a hidden talent.
× I'm always hyper no matter how much sugar I have.
✓ I have a lot of friends.
× I have pecked someone of the same sex. (Que?)
✓ I enjoy talking on the phone.
✓ I practically live in sweatpants or PJ pants. (Ahahaha yes. I have so many pj pants they won't fit in my drawer anymore... they're just sitting in a stack on a chair next to my dresser. :))
✓ I love to shop and/or window shop.
× I'm obsessed with my Xanga or Livejournal. (Obsessed, no. Enthusiastic about, yes. I <3 my flist.)
× I'm completely embarrassed to be seen with my mother. (I love my mother. :))
✓ I have a mobile phone.
× I have passed out drunk in the past 6 months.
✓ I've rejected someone before.
✓ I currently like/love someone. (:D)
✓ I have no idea what I want to do for the rest of my life. (I have a ideas... but nothing is certain at this moment)
✓ I want to have children in the future. (yesyesyesyesyes)
✓ I have changed a diaper before.
× I've called the cops on a friend before.
× I'm not allergic to anything. (I got hives once, which means I'm allergic to something, but they never figured out what caused it.)
✓ I have a lot to learn.
✓ I am shy around the opposite sex. (Somewhat)
× I'm online 24/7, even as an away message.
✓ I have at least 5 away messages saved.
✓ I have tried alcohol or drugs before. (Alcohol, not drugs)
× I have made a move on a friend's significant other or crush in the past.
× I own the "South Park" movie.
✓ I have avoided assignments at work/school to be on Xanga or Livejournal.
✓ I enjoy some country music.
× I would die for my best friends. (Oooh that one's hard...)
✓ I'm obsessive, and often a perfectionist.
× I have used my sexuality to advance my career.
× I think Halloween is awesome because you get free candy.
× I have dated a close friend's ex.
✓ I am happy at this moment.
× I'm obsessed with guys.
✓ Democrat.
× Republican.
× I don't even know what I am.
× I am punk rockish.
× I go for older guys/girls, not younger.
✓ I study for tests most of the time. (When I was in school, yes.)
× I tie my shoelaces differently from anyone I've ever met.
× I can work on a car.
✓ I love my job(s). (Eh.. like-love on a daily sliding scale...)
✓ I am comfortable with who I am right now. (Pretty much)
× I have more than just my ears pierced.
✓ I walk barefoot wherever I can. (At home, yes. In public, no. But outside I do wear flip flops for as long as the weather will permit (basically, any/every day it's not raining))
× I have jumped off a bridge.
✓ I love sea turtles. (:D)
× I spend ridiculous amounts of money on makeup.
✓ I plan on achieving a major goal/dream.
× I am proficient on a musical instrument. (Do my own vocal chords count?)
× I hate office jobs.
× I went to college out of state.
× I am adopted.
× I am a pyro.
× I have thrown up from crying too much.
× I have been intentionally hurt by people that I loved.
× I fall for the worst people.
✓ I adore bright colours. (Sometimes)
✓ I usually like covers better than originals. (Sometimes)
× I hate chain theme restaurants like Applebees and TGIFridays.
× I can pick up things with my toes.
✓ I can't whistle. (Barely)
✓ I have ridden/owned a horse.
✓ I still have every journal I've ever written in.
× I talk in my sleep.
× I've often thought that I was born in the wrong century.
✓ I try to forget things by drowning them out with loads of distractions.
✓ I wear a toe ring. (Sometimes)
× I have a tattoo.
× I can't stand at LEAST one person that I work with.
× I am a caffeine junkie.
✓ I am completely tree-huggy spiritual, and I'm not ashamed at all.
× If I knew I would get away with it, I would commit at least one murder.
× I will collect anything, and the more nonsensical, the better.
✓ I enjoy a nice glass of wine with dinner.
✓ I'm an artist.
× I am ambidextrous.
✓ I sleep with so many stuffed animals, I can hardly fit on my bed. (Haha I've tried to tone it down...)
× If it weren't for having to see other people naked, I'd live in a nudist colony.
× I have terrible teeth.
× I hate my toes.
✓ I did this meme even though I wasn't tagged by the person who took it before me. (She didn't tag anyone)
× I have more friends on the internet than in real life.
× I have lived in either three different states or countries.
× I am extremely flexible.
✓ I love hugs more than kisses. (Both! Equally!)
× I want to own my own business.
× I smoke.
× I spend way too much time on the computer than on anything else.
× Nobody has ever said I'm normal.
✓ Sad movies, games, and the like can cause a trickle of tears every now and then.
× I am proficient in the use of many types of firearms and combat weapons.
✓ I like the way women look in stylized men's suits. (Sexay)
✓ I don't like it when people are unpleased or seem unpleased with me. (A bit whopping YES to this one)
× I have been described as a dreamer or likely to have my head up in the clouds.
× I have played strip poker with someone else before.
× I have had emotional problems for which I have sought professional help.
✓ I believe in ghosts and the paranormal. (I'm open to it)
× I can't stand being alone.
× I have at least one obsession at any given time.
✓ I weigh myself, pee/poo, and then weigh myself again. (Haha sometimes)
× I consistently spend way too much money on obsessions-of-the-moment.
× I'm a judgmental asshole.
× I'm a HUGE drama-queen.
✓ I have travelled on more than one continent.
× I sometimes wish my father would just disappear.
✓ I need people to tell me I'm good at something in order to feel that I am. (Not always... but it IS nice...)
× I am a Libertarian.
✓ I can speak more than one language. (Barely)
✓ I can fall asleep even if the whole room is as noisy as it can be. (Depends on how tired I am)
✓ I would rather read than watch TV. (Depends)
× I like reading fact more than fiction.
✓ I have pulled an all-nighter on an assignment I was given a month to do. (Oh God, yes.)
✓ I have no piercings. (I keep meaning to get my ears done... but I've just never gotten around to it.)
× I have spent the night in a train station or other public place.
× I have been so upset over my physical gender that I cried.
× I once spent Christmas completely alone because there was a miscommunication on which parent was supposed to have me that night.
× There have been times when I have wondered "Why was I born?" and may/may not have cried over it.
✓ I like most animals better than most people. (Haha sometimes)
× I own a collection of retro games consoles.
× The thought of physical exercise makes me shiver.
× I have hit someone with a dead fish. (No... but I should!)
✓ I am compulsively honest.
✓ I was born with a congenital birth defect that has never been repaired.
× I have danced topless in front of dozens of complete strangers.