Random Classroom Vingette:

[bouncyweee]

I dreamt of one of my students last night- Adrian Cobian. He is a very handsome, extremely intelligent, and very polite youth who is loved by every teacher and every student. He's still a 12-year-old boy though, and knows he's all of the above. Thus, the ensuing conversation:

Me: Adrian, you were in my dream last night.
Adrian: Oh really? How handsome was I?

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