I am a meme lemming

Feb 16, 2008 15:41

Sooo stolen from
earlgreytea68 ...

Rules:
1. Pick 15 of your favourite movies.
2. Go to IMDb and find a quote from each movie.
3. Post them here for everyone to guess.
4. Strike it out when someone guesses correctly, and put who guessed it and the movie.
5. NO GOOGLING/using IMDb search functions.

1. I hope John advises him against it. After all we know nothing about her parents. They could be pirates!  Emma, guessed by
jlrpuck.

2. I forgot the other boy. Oh, what's his name. Oh, well, God bless What's-his-name. The Sound of Music, guessed by
rosa_acicularis

3. A: I love you.
    B: I know The Empire Strikes Back, guessed by
earlgreytea68

4. Ouiser, you sound almost chipper. What happened today - you run over a small child or something? Steel Magnolias, guessed by
ginamak.

5. But for now, let me say - Without hope or agenda - Just because it's Christmas - And at Christmas you tell the truth - To me, you are perfect - And my wasted heart will love you - Until you look like this [picture of a mummy] " Love Actually, guessed by
earlgreytea68

6. A: Lefou, I'm afraid I've been thinking...
    B: A dangerous pastime.
    A: I know. Beauty and the Beast, by
earlgreytea68

7. She's so deliciously low. So horribly dirty. Guessed by
rosa_acicularis

8. I can't believe this. They fucking forgot my birthday. Sixteen Candles, by
ginamak.

9. A: You are never gonna meet anyone with that kind of mentality about women, you sick son of a bitch!
B: Who the... Who the fuck are you to put me on trial? I've never even met you. So why don't you back the shit off all right? And stop with the inquisition.
A: That's how you talk?
B: You know what I don't have to answer to you, you ain't my bitch. Know what I sayin'? So shit man, fuck it!
A: You shouldn't even be hanging out with this pervert.
C: I don't hang out with him! I work with him, and that's it! I try to introduce him to a few nice people, he made a fool of himself, I don't mess him baby. That's not me.
A: You should keep your hoe on a leash.
C: Oh, bro I can't let you talk... I can't let you be talking to my woman that way, dawg.
A: Hey, hey, hey, bitch's runnin' wild, man.  The 40-Year-Old Virgin, guessed by
cutiedaydreamer.

10. I can't go all my life waiting to catch you between husbands. Gone With the Wind, by
earlgreytea68

11. A: Oh, er, do you mind if I ask you a question, frankly? Do you love my daughter?
B: Any guy that'd fall in love with your daughter ought to have his head examined.
A: Now that's an evasion!
B: She picked herself a perfect running mate - King Westley - the pill of the century! What she needs is a guy that'd take a sock at her once a day, whether it's coming to her or not. If you had half the brains you're supposed to have, you'd done it yourself, long ago.
A: Do you love her?
B: A normal human being couldn't live under the same roof with her without going nutty! She's my idea of nothing!
A: I asked you a simple question! Do you love her?
B: YES! But don't hold that against me, I'm a little screwy myself!  It Happened One Night,
ginamak.

12. A Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.  Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!
B: Cancel the show! Hi-yah! The Muppets Take Manhattan,
cutiedaydreamer.

13.  Like I'd marry you! You'd be the meanest wife ever, okay? And I know that you weren't bored that day because there was a lot of stuff on TV, and then 'The Blair Witch Project' was coming on Starz and you were like 'I haven't seen this since it came out and if so we should watch it' and 'but oh, no, we should just make out instead la la la'  Juno, impressively guessed by
earlgreytea68, even though she's never seen it!

14.  Tell me about it, Stud. Grease, by
earlgreytea68

15.  A What was that for?
B: Because you have always been so kind to me, and I won't be seeing you again since I'm killing myself once we reach the honeymoon suite.
A: Won't that be nice. She kissed me. The Princess Bride, by
ginamak.

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