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earlgreytea68. Like, a million years ago.
Is there something in fic that really, really bothers you when you read it? The sort of thing that can turn you off reading, even if the rest of the fic is brilliant? Label it here... then tag five others to do the same!
This one's easy.
Alien anatomy playing a prominent role in sex. Yes, I know the Doctor's an alien. Yes, I know there are things about him that are different (two hearts, cooler than normal body temperature). Blah, blah, blah. For me, nothing kills a steamy fic faster than a belaboured description of the Doctor's prehensile penis. Ew.