Christmas!
Oh g-god. I didn't even know what to get people in real life this year. Well. At least since Rose is... really cheap and Luke doesn't really get the whole Christmas thing... the suck will be almost entirely IC! It's the thought that counts, guys.
ROSE
The Doctor - ... what, my presence is not enough? A COMPANIONABLE CUP OF TEA AND A PAPER HAT. That she. probably stole from Luke.
Max - a picture of hugh grant's hot arse seriously though, she gets an invisible ticket to ONE (1) evening of utterly retarded rom-coms and chick flicks, with bonus chocolate, ice cream, chocolate ice cream, and movies where they eat chocolate ice cream. And the name "Tommy" will not be spoken even once. See, whilst Rose fails at materialistic things that don't belong to her, when it comes to being companionable and just there? She gets an A+++
Claire - a pair of earrings that, although from her own personal collection, have never actually been worn. they're dangly hoops with like, this red bead at the bottom that like, totally catches the light perfectly. /valleygirl. if claire doesn't have pierced ears, then. uh. rose is just not that observant, okay?
George, Megan - A box of shortbread each! It was ordered from the store - that's right, money was paid! Believe me, you didn't want her to cook it herself.
Ronan - ... something Irish. Or possibly something very very English, just to. You know. Spice up life a little. Ooh, actually. A bright blue scarf. that's good. Blue goes so well with black.
Jaime - ...something. uh. Jaime-y. If I don't think of something absolutely fantastic before Christmas, we'll say... shortbread.
a-and that's it. She will only feel briefly guilty for forgetting people. SHE'S CHEAP OKAY. She learned from the best.
LUKE... did not get presents for anyone. I did say that he doesn't get it. He will, however, greet everyone he knows and probably everyone he does not with some exceptionally formal Christmassy greeting that I can't remember right now. Someone, please give me an exceptionally formal Christmas greeting? And then he'll present them with a paper hat, the kind that you get from bonbons. Actually I... should just make a post with that so that we can all laugh at him together.
I'm sooooorry. My Christmas sucks. also it's late so um. I apologise for my brain. If I've forgotten someone, then please leave a comment and that character too can have a stupendously ridiculous and last minute Christmas gift!
ROSE
The Doctor - ... what, my presence is not enough? A COMPANIONABLE CUP OF TEA AND A PAPER HAT. That she. probably stole from Luke.
Max - a picture of hugh grant's hot arse seriously though, she gets an invisible ticket to ONE (1) evening of utterly retarded rom-coms and chick flicks, with bonus chocolate, ice cream, chocolate ice cream, and movies where they eat chocolate ice cream. And the name "Tommy" will not be spoken even once. See, whilst Rose fails at materialistic things that don't belong to her, when it comes to being companionable and just there? She gets an A+++
Claire - a pair of earrings that, although from her own personal collection, have never actually been worn. they're dangly hoops with like, this red bead at the bottom that like, totally catches the light perfectly. /valleygirl. if claire doesn't have pierced ears, then. uh. rose is just not that observant, okay?
George, Megan - A box of shortbread each! It was ordered from the store - that's right, money was paid! Believe me, you didn't want her to cook it herself.
Ronan - ... something Irish. Or possibly something very very English, just to. You know. Spice up life a little. Ooh, actually. A bright blue scarf. that's good. Blue goes so well with black.
Jaime - ...something. uh. Jaime-y. If I don't think of something absolutely fantastic before Christmas, we'll say... shortbread.
a-and that's it. She will only feel briefly guilty for forgetting people. SHE'S CHEAP OKAY. She learned from the best.
LUKE... did not get presents for anyone. I did say that he doesn't get it. He will, however, greet everyone he knows and probably everyone he does not with some exceptionally formal Christmassy greeting that I can't remember right now. Someone, please give me an exceptionally formal Christmas greeting? And then he'll present them with a paper hat, the kind that you get from bonbons. Actually I... should just make a post with that so that we can all laugh at him together.
I'm sooooorry. My Christmas sucks. also it's late so um. I apologise for my brain. If I've forgotten someone, then please leave a comment and that character too can have a stupendously ridiculous and last minute Christmas gift!