Two Big Teases: Part One
Title: Two Big Teases: Part 1
Authors: Yours Truly
Pairing: Harry/Draco
Rating: NC-17
Summary: Harry makes the mistake of insulting Draco. He gets punished. Severely
Warnings: could cause heart attack from the amount of hotness piled into one AIM conversation
Word Count: 1,380
Author's Note: we snickered. a lot. let that be another warning to you all.
Two Big Teases: Part One
D: so you think I'm compensating for something, eh?
D: just wait ‘til you see what's going up your ass tonight, BITCH!
H: mmmm *purrs*
D: didn't we have sex like, 2 days ago?
D: multiple times?
H: ...oh yeah.
D: on video?
D: with handcuffs?
D: *smirk*
H: mm-fluffy handcuffs…
D: yeah, those are my favorite…
H: notice that scar on my neck?
H: and how you gave it to me?
D: yeah…
H: I’m expecting future neck licking of that scar, I don’t care how long it takes.
D: oh, you'll get it…
D: but you'll have to apologize for that "compensating" comment first.
H: hmm...
H: I would say make me.....
H: but I’m afraid of the consequences…
D: ohhhh…
D: it's on now!
H: bring it!
D: *unbuttons the top of his shirt*
H: *fights to keep coherency*
D: *slowly undoes three more*
H: *wipes up drool before he can notice*
D: ready to apologize yet? *evil grin*
H: ohafsdkfn *faints*
H: *twitches from sexy evil grin*
D: *taps on shoulder*
D: Harry?
D: Harry, wake up.
D: for Merlin's sake, I didn't even get my shirt halfway off!
H: *takes advantage of Draco bending down and pounces*
D: *pushes away*
D: Ohhh, no you don't.
H: *stumbles back* hey!
D: *grabs handcuffs*
H: this better be good!
D: don't make me use these!
H: *sly grin*
H: oh no, looks like I’m going to attack you again!
D: *evil grin* Oh, you WANT to be tied up, don't you?
D: you can't wait to be at my mercy, can you, you weak little idiot.
H: *breathes hard from evil grin and the insults* god, yes…
D: *advances*
H: *stares dumbly*
D: *cuffs Harry to the bed*
H: *stares straight into his eyes*
H: *begins to writhe*
D: *licks finger*
H: Draacoooo!! *whine*
D: *runs it along exposed skin*
D: yes?
H: *gasp gasp* pleeasee...
H: just *moan*do it!
D: *another button opens*
H: *strains against handcuffs*
D: you have to apologize for being such an evil little bastard to me first, Harry.
D: *another button*
H: *regains composure* and if I don’t? *evil grin*
D: *runs tongue along bottom lip*
D: *evil grin*
D: you'll be punished!
H: *very loud gasp* *bites tongue*
D: *last button*
H: *eyes roll into head* then no-I’m not *drool* sorry
D: Do you want me to take it off, Harry?
H: mmmm-Draacooo! Yesss…
H: please just take the fucking thing off!
D: *shakes head*
D: not until you apologize...
H: *fights with self* yes-no! No, I will not!
D: *unzips trousers*
H: *jaw drops* okay, I’m getting convinced...
D: *steps out of them*
H: *writhes and moans* yesss...
D: See, Harry?
D: Do I have anything to compensate for?
H: *shakes head, eyes still staring*
H: umm...you might have to do a little more convincing there…
D: *sloooowwwly removes boxers*
H: I mean, after all it's you and well you are so fond of bragging and-
H: *loses coherency*
D: *shrugs shirt off*
H: no... I mean yes!-well, no, you don’t have anything to *gulp* compensate for…
D: *advances*
D: Say you're sorry.
H: I’m…
H: I’m...
H: still wearing clothes…
D: *sucks on a finger*
D: mmmmmm.....
D: *closes eyes*
H: *can no longer resist* OKAY! Okay I’m sorry! Just-god, Draco, fuck me NOW!
D: *opens eyes and smiles*
H: *hangs head shamefully*
D: *sigh* Oh, Harry.
D: I'm afraid that wasn't fast enough.
H: WHAT?!
D: Therefore...
H: *splutters* ALL THAT AND NOTHING!
D: I am going to move just as slowly as you did...
H: AND YOU LITTLE-wait, what?
D: *begins to unbutton Harry's shirt, then stops*
D: Did you just call me little again?
H: *mumbles* wha-?
D: Damn you!
H: no, no! That wasn’t my fault!
H: I just, I didn’t mean to!-I was going to say something but then there was the slowly thing and it just came out!
D: Harry James Potter, if you want to get laid in the next month, you had better apologize RIGHT FUCKING NOW.
D: *puts hands on hips and waits*
H: *cannot resist forceful voices* I’M SORRY!
D: *doesn't move*
H: there-I said it, I’m sorry and you are huge, Draco-fucking massive! Really like an elephant or something!
H: wait, no!
D: *grimace*
H: I didn’t mean that!
D: ok, Harry, no need to go that far.
D: *frowns*
H: a very sexy skinny elephant with you know...muscle and umm...blond hair?
H: AUGH!
D: *silence*
H: *sigh* well, fine.
H: I tried my best but no, you didn’t want it…
D: *raises hand to mouth*
H: so I guess you are the one who is not going to get laid for a month
D: *thoroughly licks palm*
D: *raises eyebrow*
D: oh really?
D: we'll see about that…
H: *gaze drifts* no! I will not be seduced after you rejected my apology!
H: *squirms against handcuffs*
D: *trails wet hand down bare chest*
D: *takes a step back for good measure*
H: I...will not...*mumbles* beseducedbyyourhandandpalmandohgod…
D: *pinches nipple*
D: *throws head back*
D: *moans*
H: *stifles gasp and closes eyes* there, can’t see your sexiness…
D: *touches self lightly*
D: Ohhh, Harry...
D: *gasp*
H: mmmm-sounds not fair!
D: Harry, please, yes...
H: mmmmmm...*moans*
D: *strokes faster*
H: aw fuck it! DRACO, GET YOUR SKINNY WHITE ASS OVER HERE NOW!
D: ohhhhhh...
D: *glares*
D: you called me skinny!
D: That's it.
H: *is very turned on by glare*
D: *begins stroking himself furiously*
D: *leans against wall*
D: *spreads legs*
D: Ohhhhhhh....Harry...please...
H: DAMMIT DRACO!
D: Oh god, Harry, I'm going to...*moan*
H: I’M SORRY, OKAY! NOW PLEASE GET OVER HERE SO I CAN TOUCH YOU!
D: *claws at wall with other hand*
H: *completely losing it* Dr-Draacoo!
D: Oh god, Harr-yyy! *comes*
H: *writhes and moans against bed*
D: *slumps against wall*
H: *panting very hard and stares with pure hate at Draco*
D: *grinding teeth* get-over here-now!
D: *advances*
D: *takes Harry's face in both hands*
H: *evil glare* you better make this good, after coming without me
D: *silences with a kiss*
H: *is silenced by a kiss*
H: *moans into mouth*
D: *pulls away*
H: *tries to reach out for* nooo...
D: *tilts Harry's head to one side*
D: *licks neck*
H: *screams* DRACO!!!
D: licks neck again*
D: *bites earlobe*
D: come for me, Harry...
H: y-y-yess! More, fucking hell-MORE!
H: *groans and pants*
D: *cups Harry through his trousers*
D: *rubs*
D: *licks neck*
D: come on, baby...
H: *overly stimulated*
H: *screams at top of lungs*
H: DRRAAACOOO!!!
D: come for me...
H: *comes*
H: *thrust come thrust*
D: *moans*
D: God, Harry...
H: *reaches up and kisses Draco*
D: *kisses back hard*
H: *grabs tongue with teeth*
D: *moans*
H: *swallows moan with more kissing*
D: *muffled groan*
H: *licks Draco's lips*
D: mmm. *closes eyes*
D: Harry?
H: *distracted* mm..yes?
D: Don't ever insult me like that again.
H: *laughs and licks ear* never.
D: I'm serious. Next time your punishment will be much, much worse.
H: *groans* never, never, never…
D: *moans at ear licking*
H: *stops* Draco?
D: mmm...what?
H: never come without me again.
D: *evil grin*
H: or else your punishment will be far worse than what you did to me.
D: *tries to look scared and fails miserably*
D: mmmm-hmmmm...yeah, won't do that again...
H: *glares* really want to test me on this?
D: *looks down*
D: well, yes, it would appear that I do.
H: *rolls eyes and silently unlocks handcuffs*
H: *throws Draco off and stalks towards door*
D: *startled*
D: hey, Harry, wait...
H: Draco, darling, what is the longest you've gone without sex?
D: I was kidding!
D: Oh, come on...
D: Harry, don't threaten me. You know you'll never be able to resist me for long.
H: I’m not kidding or coming-but you didn’t answer my question
D: ummm...I don't know, a week?
D: since I lost my virginity that is...
H: well then you wouldn’t be to happy if it were, say-one month?
D: *grins*
D: You'll never make it.
H: the question is not if I will make it…
H: but will you?
H:*walks out of door*
D:*whispers after him* oh, I'll find a way...
TBC…