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Title: When Fangirls Go Wild (With Video Cameras): The Harry and Draco Edition
Authors: Yours truly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: H/D
Summary: Draco is sad about Lucius dying...Harry lends a helping hand
Warning: crack. but HOT crack!
Genre: dialogue-style; PWP
Disclaimer: until we rule the world, these two other guys arent ours either. join the club.
A/N: this is what happens when you give
hecticity and
friartux_shop AIM
Setting: Lucius is dead, and Draco and Harry are together. The rest is up to you, dear readers, as this is what we fondly call a PWP.
Draco: dude, my fucking FATHER died!
Harry: I KNOW!
D: which gives me all these cool opportunities for guilt and messed up shit!
H: Draco, it wasn’t your fault!
H: let's have sex to make you feel better, k?
D: *is sad*
D: wait...did you say sex?
D: *bounces up and down*
D: make that...*bounces up and down ON HARRY*
H: *moans*
D: Oh, HARRY!!! *wail*
H: *talking in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS* DEAR GOD DRACO!! DO THAT AGAIN!
D: *does it again*
D: *snogs*
D: mmmm...you taste so good...*licks*
H: *dies* *comes* *dies again*
H: you know my weakness is neck licking…
D: *licks neck*
D: *bites earlobe*
D: *screams*
D: *comes as well*
Becca and Harry: *faints*
H: *dies*
H: *screams*
H: *dies some more*
D: *is scarred by his lover dying on him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D: Not you too!
H: *comes some more*
D: oh, ew. Posthumous come.
H: *is revived*
D: oh wait...just kidding.
H: ouch, man
D: *slurp* yum...
H: mmmm *squirms*
D: don't die on me, okay?
D: *nibble*
D: because then I'd be even more fucked up and evil than I already am.
H: *barely coherent* wouldn’t...*moan* dream of it…
D: *sucks neck*
H: AHHHH!!!
D: Oh god Harry...I'm going to come again!
H: not before me!
D: *moans*
H: *comes*
D: *comes simultaneously*
D and H: *both come screaming*
H: *pant pant*
D: *sprawls on top of Harry*
D: *contented sigh*
H: *traces circles with tongue*
D: *snuggles* mmmm...I love when you do that.
H: *snuggles back* mmm...m'neck feels lonely…
D: *chills run down spine*
D: oh, we can't have that, now can we? *ravishes neck*
H: *shivers and moans and snuggles more*
D: *moans against neck*
D: *falls asleep*
Becca: (psst-finished the plot)
H: HEY! Who let her in here!?
D: *mumbles* who the hell cares? Go to sleep, love.
Becca: ignore the video camera! *flees*
D: *sitting up*
D: video camera? What?
H: *pushes back against bed*
H: *ravishes stomach*
D: *moans* Haaarrrrr-yy...
D: touch me?
D: *moan* please? *gasp*
H: hmmm...and why should I? *evil grin*
D: guhhh... *is insanely turned on by evil grin*
H: *unable to resist Draco anymore*
D: *smirks*
H: *runs tongue down spine*
D: I knew you'd come around.
Becca: *snickers*
D: *arches back*
D: *screams*
H: *laughs evilly to turn him on more*
D: *dies of arousal*
H:*bites shoulder*
D: *revives*
H: ahh! Don’t die!
D: OWW!
D: mmmm...
H: oh good-you owe me for dying like that you know *pouts*
D: you died on me TWICE already! Wait…four times!
H: oh yeah...
D: *considers* which I guess I should take as a compliment...
H: *grins evilly more*
D: hhhnnggg *muffled groan*
H: like to make me die again? *smirks* consider it a..challenge.
D: what?
D: *can't think because of Harry’s previous evil grin*
D: ...a challenge?
H: mmm- I know how you like those
H: or I could just NOT die anymore
H: wait...
H: *reconsiders*
D: I don't want you to die!
D: although...
H: *is sad at lack of layers that JKR gave him*
D: *feels infinitely cooler*
H: *pouts at Becca, who didn’t think about what she just said*
Becca: hey! Not my fault-all that neck-licking and such...
D: *grins at Becca for being right*
Becca: *still filming and moans at Draco’s grin*
D: you're just being truthful, darling. *licks Becca's neck*
D: *frowns*
D: you don't taste like Harry.
Becca: OMG *dies from extremely hot neck licking*
D: Harry?
D: where'd you go?
H: *still pouting in closet* I’m in the closet!
H: and JKR won’t let me out!
D: of course you are, darling. Let me help you.
D: *dances naked*
H: * claps hands gleefully* dance monkey, dance!
D: *glares*
H: *comes out of closet-world, applauds, and comes*
D: it's supposed to be SEDUCTIVE, you git!
H: *extremely turned on by name calling*
D: *advances* you slimy little in denial BASTARD!
H: *screams and falls on to bed*
D: you're a fucking shirtlifter and you know it!
D: *grins evilly* and you're MINE!
H: *moans very loudly* god- more!
D: *pounces*
H: *is pounced on*
H: you know how our fighting turns me on!
H: that's why we do it so much in the books...
D: *bites* shut up, you bloody idiot!
H: AHHH-Draacooo!!
D: *molests thoroughly*
D: Ohgod...
D: *comes*
H: *comes with draco*
D: *satisfied smile*
H: *moans more* mmmmm…
D: *collapses*
H: *is collapsed on*
D: mmmm. *falling asleep*
D: *mumbles* night, Harry.
H: *licks ear* g'night draco...
D: *soft moan* sweet dreams...
H: *joins in moaning* only about you.
D: *another satisfied smile* as if I expected any less!
Becca: *sneaks out of room to share tape with anna*
Anna: *comes x(infinityxinfinity) + infinity*
Anna: *hides inside draco*
H: HEY!
D: *looks confused*
Anna: he's all lovely and warm...
D: why, thank you.
H: is that a GIRL inside of you?
D: *looks* um...maybe?
H: AUGH! GET HER OUT!
D: um...okay...
D: *gives birth*
H: ewww. Mpreg.
H: *beats with fluffy handcuffs*
D: *is turned on by the fluffy handcuffs*
Anna: *has to pee*
H: *forgets about fangirl*
Anna: *runs away*
D: *cuffs Harry to bed*
Becca: *snickers and whips out handy dandy video camera*
Anna: *panting, appears again* did I miss anything?
Becca: *grins*
Anna: ooh! Handcuffs and a video camera!
H: hey! Get them out of here!!
D: *glares* I just so happen to be slightly incapacitated at the moment.
H: *looks down at Draco and drools*
D: *wriggles*
D: *seductively* come and get it!
H: *forgets about fangirls and ravishes*
D: *moans*
H: *attacks tummy*
D: oh god not the tummy again! *wails*
H: *licks circles around belly button*
D: *comes*
H: *lick lick*
D: god Harry...
H: *grins evilly* yes, darling?
D: *glomps*
D: *RAVISHES*
H: *yelps*
H: *squirms*
D: you bloody idiot, I'm going to make you scream so loud they'll hear you on Pluto! *is suddenly everywhere at once*
H: *begins to moan at name calling*
H: mmmm...Draco...
D: *pet stroke lick bite snuggle*
H: *gasp* YES!
D: *draws patterns on Harry's chest with his fingertips*
D: follow the fingers, Harry...
D: they're getting loooowwweerrrr....
H: *begins to wail loudly* mm-wha? Fingers? *yelps again* DRACO!
D: *strokes inner thigh*
H: *stares with glazed eyes* dr-dr-oh god!!
H: *pant pant*
D: you want me to touch it, don't you?
D: tell me.
H: you fucking tease!
D: *grins*
H: *gasps brokenly* Draco-please...
D: *runs lazy finger along left hip*
H: *screams* DO IT NOW!
D: *singsong voice* tell me how much you waaaannnntt mee...
H: want you-Draco. Please, so much…
D: *licks other hip*
H: mm, not the hip!
D: I'm listening...
D: how much?
H: *moans grow louder*
H: more! want… you more-than...any-anything
D: *nibbles thigh*
H: *now panting and moaning and gasping* the thighs-god the thighs and hips-please, Dracowantmoresomuch…
D: *can no longer resist*
H: *grins evilly*
D: *moans*
H: you bloody fucking tease! Come on!!
D: *licks precum*
D: mmmm.
H: *whines and trembles*
H: *bites lip*
H: *losing coherency* DracoDracoDraco…
D: guh. Not the lip! *swallows Harry whole*
H: *screams so people on Pluto can hear him*
D: *smirks around the cock in his mouth*
D: I told you!
H: *looks down at the smirk*
H: *comes*
D: god H-harry, you're so fucking HOT when you come! *comes untouched*
H: *arches back off bed* ngghh-DRACO!
D: *blacks out*
H: *pulls Draco's body up next to him*
H:*snuggles*
D: *comes (snicker) to*
D: mmm...*snuggles*
Becca: *snicker*
D: best fucking orgasm EVER.
H: mmm, no arguments there *is drowsy*
D: *is too weak to move*
D: *drapes limply across Harry and falls asleep*
H: *falls asleep whilst snoogling Draco's neck*
Becca: is proud of the fantastic porn in front of her
Anna: *is dead from the hottness*
Becca:*joins Anna dead on the floor*
Authors: Yours truly
Rating: NC-17
Pairing: H/D
Summary: Draco is sad about Lucius dying...Harry lends a helping hand
Warning: crack. but HOT crack!
Genre: dialogue-style; PWP
Disclaimer: until we rule the world, these two other guys arent ours either. join the club.
A/N: this is what happens when you give
hecticity and
friartux_shop AIM
Setting: Lucius is dead, and Draco and Harry are together. The rest is up to you, dear readers, as this is what we fondly call a PWP.
Draco: dude, my fucking FATHER died!
Harry: I KNOW!
D: which gives me all these cool opportunities for guilt and messed up shit!
H: Draco, it wasn’t your fault!
H: let's have sex to make you feel better, k?
D: *is sad*
D: wait...did you say sex?
D: *bounces up and down*
D: make that...*bounces up and down ON HARRY*
H: *moans*
D: Oh, HARRY!!! *wail*
H: *talking in ALL CAPITAL LETTERS* DEAR GOD DRACO!! DO THAT AGAIN!
D: *does it again*
D: *snogs*
D: mmmm...you taste so good...*licks*
H: *dies* *comes* *dies again*
H: you know my weakness is neck licking…
D: *licks neck*
D: *bites earlobe*
D: *screams*
D: *comes as well*
Becca and Harry: *faints*
H: *dies*
H: *screams*
H: *dies some more*
D: *is scarred by his lover dying on him* NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
D: Not you too!
H: *comes some more*
D: oh, ew. Posthumous come.
H: *is revived*
D: oh wait...just kidding.
H: ouch, man
D: *slurp* yum...
H: mmmm *squirms*
D: don't die on me, okay?
D: *nibble*
D: because then I'd be even more fucked up and evil than I already am.
H: *barely coherent* wouldn’t...*moan* dream of it…
D: *sucks neck*
H: AHHHH!!!
D: Oh god Harry...I'm going to come again!
H: not before me!
D: *moans*
H: *comes*
D: *comes simultaneously*
D and H: *both come screaming*
H: *pant pant*
D: *sprawls on top of Harry*
D: *contented sigh*
H: *traces circles with tongue*
D: *snuggles* mmmm...I love when you do that.
H: *snuggles back* mmm...m'neck feels lonely…
D: *chills run down spine*
D: oh, we can't have that, now can we? *ravishes neck*
H: *shivers and moans and snuggles more*
D: *moans against neck*
D: *falls asleep*
Becca: (psst-finished the plot)
H: HEY! Who let her in here!?
D: *mumbles* who the hell cares? Go to sleep, love.
Becca: ignore the video camera! *flees*
D: *sitting up*
D: video camera? What?
H: *pushes back against bed*
H: *ravishes stomach*
D: *moans* Haaarrrrr-yy...
D: touch me?
D: *moan* please? *gasp*
H: hmmm...and why should I? *evil grin*
D: guhhh... *is insanely turned on by evil grin*
H: *unable to resist Draco anymore*
D: *smirks*
H: *runs tongue down spine*
D: I knew you'd come around.
Becca: *snickers*
D: *arches back*
D: *screams*
H: *laughs evilly to turn him on more*
D: *dies of arousal*
H:*bites shoulder*
D: *revives*
H: ahh! Don’t die!
D: OWW!
D: mmmm...
H: oh good-you owe me for dying like that you know *pouts*
D: you died on me TWICE already! Wait…four times!
H: oh yeah...
D: *considers* which I guess I should take as a compliment...
H: *grins evilly more*
D: hhhnnggg *muffled groan*
H: like to make me die again? *smirks* consider it a..challenge.
D: what?
D: *can't think because of Harry’s previous evil grin*
D: ...a challenge?
H: mmm- I know how you like those
H: or I could just NOT die anymore
H: wait...
H: *reconsiders*
D: I don't want you to die!
D: although...
H: *is sad at lack of layers that JKR gave him*
D: *feels infinitely cooler*
H: *pouts at Becca, who didn’t think about what she just said*
Becca: hey! Not my fault-all that neck-licking and such...
D: *grins at Becca for being right*
Becca: *still filming and moans at Draco’s grin*
D: you're just being truthful, darling. *licks Becca's neck*
D: *frowns*
D: you don't taste like Harry.
Becca: OMG *dies from extremely hot neck licking*
D: Harry?
D: where'd you go?
H: *still pouting in closet* I’m in the closet!
H: and JKR won’t let me out!
D: of course you are, darling. Let me help you.
D: *dances naked*
H: * claps hands gleefully* dance monkey, dance!
D: *glares*
H: *comes out of closet-world, applauds, and comes*
D: it's supposed to be SEDUCTIVE, you git!
H: *extremely turned on by name calling*
D: *advances* you slimy little in denial BASTARD!
H: *screams and falls on to bed*
D: you're a fucking shirtlifter and you know it!
D: *grins evilly* and you're MINE!
H: *moans very loudly* god- more!
D: *pounces*
H: *is pounced on*
H: you know how our fighting turns me on!
H: that's why we do it so much in the books...
D: *bites* shut up, you bloody idiot!
H: AHHH-Draacooo!!
D: *molests thoroughly*
D: Ohgod...
D: *comes*
H: *comes with draco*
D: *satisfied smile*
H: *moans more* mmmmm…
D: *collapses*
H: *is collapsed on*
D: mmmm. *falling asleep*
D: *mumbles* night, Harry.
H: *licks ear* g'night draco...
D: *soft moan* sweet dreams...
H: *joins in moaning* only about you.
D: *another satisfied smile* as if I expected any less!
Becca: *sneaks out of room to share tape with anna*
Anna: *comes x(infinityxinfinity) + infinity*
Anna: *hides inside draco*
H: HEY!
D: *looks confused*
Anna: he's all lovely and warm...
D: why, thank you.
H: is that a GIRL inside of you?
D: *looks* um...maybe?
H: AUGH! GET HER OUT!
D: um...okay...
D: *gives birth*
H: ewww. Mpreg.
H: *beats with fluffy handcuffs*
D: *is turned on by the fluffy handcuffs*
Anna: *has to pee*
H: *forgets about fangirl*
Anna: *runs away*
D: *cuffs Harry to bed*
Becca: *snickers and whips out handy dandy video camera*
Anna: *panting, appears again* did I miss anything?
Becca: *grins*
Anna: ooh! Handcuffs and a video camera!
H: hey! Get them out of here!!
D: *glares* I just so happen to be slightly incapacitated at the moment.
H: *looks down at Draco and drools*
D: *wriggles*
D: *seductively* come and get it!
H: *forgets about fangirls and ravishes*
D: *moans*
H: *attacks tummy*
D: oh god not the tummy again! *wails*
H: *licks circles around belly button*
D: *comes*
H: *lick lick*
D: god Harry...
H: *grins evilly* yes, darling?
D: *glomps*
D: *RAVISHES*
H: *yelps*
H: *squirms*
D: you bloody idiot, I'm going to make you scream so loud they'll hear you on Pluto! *is suddenly everywhere at once*
H: *begins to moan at name calling*
H: mmmm...Draco...
D: *pet stroke lick bite snuggle*
H: *gasp* YES!
D: *draws patterns on Harry's chest with his fingertips*
D: follow the fingers, Harry...
D: they're getting loooowwweerrrr....
H: *begins to wail loudly* mm-wha? Fingers? *yelps again* DRACO!
D: *strokes inner thigh*
H: *stares with glazed eyes* dr-dr-oh god!!
H: *pant pant*
D: you want me to touch it, don't you?
D: tell me.
H: you fucking tease!
D: *grins*
H: *gasps brokenly* Draco-please...
D: *runs lazy finger along left hip*
H: *screams* DO IT NOW!
D: *singsong voice* tell me how much you waaaannnntt mee...
H: want you-Draco. Please, so much…
D: *licks other hip*
H: mm, not the hip!
D: I'm listening...
D: how much?
H: *moans grow louder*
H: more! want… you more-than...any-anything
D: *nibbles thigh*
H: *now panting and moaning and gasping* the thighs-god the thighs and hips-please, Dracowantmoresomuch…
D: *can no longer resist*
H: *grins evilly*
D: *moans*
H: you bloody fucking tease! Come on!!
D: *licks precum*
D: mmmm.
H: *whines and trembles*
H: *bites lip*
H: *losing coherency* DracoDracoDraco…
D: guh. Not the lip! *swallows Harry whole*
H: *screams so people on Pluto can hear him*
D: *smirks around the cock in his mouth*
D: I told you!
H: *looks down at the smirk*
H: *comes*
D: god H-harry, you're so fucking HOT when you come! *comes untouched*
H: *arches back off bed* ngghh-DRACO!
D: *blacks out*
H: *pulls Draco's body up next to him*
H:*snuggles*
D: *comes (snicker) to*
D: mmm...*snuggles*
Becca: *snicker*
D: best fucking orgasm EVER.
H: mmm, no arguments there *is drowsy*
D: *is too weak to move*
D: *drapes limply across Harry and falls asleep*
H: *falls asleep whilst snoogling Draco's neck*
Becca: is proud of the fantastic porn in front of her
Anna: *is dead from the hottness*
Becca:*joins Anna dead on the floor*