Hour 23

Apr 03, 2008 07:54

My second wind..
The office is alive and bustling with people, getting a lot of "awww how you holding up?" and "didn't you wear that yesterday?" At one point I actually got "your seed probably tastes like watermelon" I don't think that can be mis interpreted any other way but they want my dong. That or I'm lying, which I am... Lying.
I'm up, and here.. I fully plan to be worthless and pathetic. I really want a rum and coke at the pool by noon today. Show off my man tits.

FUCKING KILL ME.
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