You get what you stink

Sep 18, 2006 19:55

Ring ring, ring ring

"Hello, you've reached Zula's hot sex phone line, what can i do for you honey?"
"You can suck my fuckin cock. You hear that. Suck my huge fuckin cock"
"How do you want me to suck it? Slow? Do you want me to wet it first with my pussy lips?"
"Keep your fuckin chutney lips away from me you fuckin ross river fuckin virus carrying fuckin mud pile. I said suck my fuckin cock"
"Is this....oh its you again isn't it. Tony!!! Tony!!! get over here its this little fuckin turd again who keeps fuckin abusin me"
"Gimme that fuckin phone. Hey....HEY!!!! ASSHOLE!!! whats your fuckin beef man. Hey. Why do you keep messin with my fuckin phone hoes man. Better start makin it fuckin clean man or i'm gonna have to come down fuckin heavy on you. Got that you lil fuckin shit?"

Beep Beep Beep

"Ahhh Fuck him"
"What, TONY!!!, WHAT!!!, did he hang up?"
"Yeah"
"Well if he's gone i'm goin out for a fag. I tell you Tony, i'm getting sick of these freaks callin me up all the time abusin the fuck out of me. Where's my protection, huh"
"I know i'm workin on it sweet. Look just calm down and have your fag, ok.......Hey what the fuck is that. Stand up properly. What the FUCK!!! It looks like oh you sick fuckin chutney spilling....."
"Ahh, Tony put the phone down"

SMASH CRASH BREAK

" Fuckin Pig Fuckin!! "

SNAP

" TONY NO!!!!! "
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