RESURECTION PERFECTION

Dec 07, 2005 18:24

Right. Thats it. I have had it. Jesus. Wheres he bloomin been then for the last 2005 years. probably been playin xbox with god and elvis i bet.
Well if you read this jesus. YOUVE HAD YOUR DAY.
This year i have decided to make another messiah. I say made, well, god had a bit of a word with me last night. I say a word, well he sort of made me pregnant. I say pregnant but its proper beach ball up your jumper size. anyway . I have within my very stomach
MACH GILLETTE JESUS TURBO. the best a world can get.
I am sooooooooooooooooooooo excited. hes got a fully rational head. we're talkin 360 degrees me homies.also comes with:
1. lazer eyes
2. two willies ( god did say to me he was inspired by ben)
3. the complete brazillian womens football team.
IT'LL be like hes never been away.
love laurie
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