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[bou_san]

Okay, this is getting to be too much. I get along with kids pretty well, and I really am not liking this at all.

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Say, anyone want to hear about the time Lin was tackled by small children?

Comments

[orealis]

Do the children wind up tackled in return?

[bou_san]

Not at all.

[orealis]

Oh. Then it has a happy and not a deserving ending. No thank you.

[bou_san]

Lin wasn't happy with the ending~ He doesn't like small children.

[orealis]

Lin is a very smart man. Who in their right mind would?

[bou_san]

I like small children~ I'll be a good father someday.

[orealis]

I believe the universe's greatest gift it could give itself is sterlization.

[bou_san]

Now that's not fair at all~ Even if you don't like children, some people might~

[orealis]

Why would I care what other people like? And I suppose it is a very good thing that what I believe hardly ever comes to pass?

[bou_san]

Considering that the human race would die out if that happened, yeah.

[orealis]

And what a shame that would be.

[bou_san]

Yes, quite a shame~

[orealis]

If you had to squeeze something the size of a watermelon out of your penis, would you still be interested in having children?

[bou_san]

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