Dear Bells Brewing Co.,
Look at what your mini-keg of Oberon produced for us. Massive amounts of settlement that tasted like a mixture of clay-silt and curdled milk. This is not what we expect from your fine products as your loyal customers. To make up for it, we will except two more mini-kegs of Oberon or Two-Hearted Ale, or jobs with your company. Thank You.
