overheardatadamsoffice.com
so matt has previously posted about the website where people post funny things they hear at their office. I guess I must take it for granted because apparently the conversations and things said at my work don't occur at normal offices. here are a few examples just from today that i thought everyone might enjoy:
person a: "why don't you wear socks?"
person b: "i don't believe in socks"
person a: "well i hope there are certain undergarments that you DO believe in"
"does he have a penis? no he doesn't! poor guy..."
person a: "hey we have a meeting in 15 minutes, i have a quick question"
person b: "yes the beer is already being chilled"
person a: "you would have only had to take one good lick of my arm this morning and you would've been drunk"
person a: "everyone ready for the meeting?"
person b: "yeah we're all drunk"
person a: "hey did you finish that proposal to bring to the meeting?"
person b: "yeah let me wrap it up nice and simple for you... fuck off!"
person a [female]: "they wouldn't let me order my birth control because the computer told them i was a man. you can't get birth control if you're a man apparently."
person b [male]: "i need birth control to get rid of my chest hair"
those were just from today mind you... and i always forget quotes so i bet there are some i'm not even remembering... but i guess my office is pretty cool.
person a: "why don't you wear socks?"
person b: "i don't believe in socks"
person a: "well i hope there are certain undergarments that you DO believe in"
"does he have a penis? no he doesn't! poor guy..."
person a: "hey we have a meeting in 15 minutes, i have a quick question"
person b: "yes the beer is already being chilled"
person a: "you would have only had to take one good lick of my arm this morning and you would've been drunk"
person a: "everyone ready for the meeting?"
person b: "yeah we're all drunk"
person a: "hey did you finish that proposal to bring to the meeting?"
person b: "yeah let me wrap it up nice and simple for you... fuck off!"
person a [female]: "they wouldn't let me order my birth control because the computer told them i was a man. you can't get birth control if you're a man apparently."
person b [male]: "i need birth control to get rid of my chest hair"
those were just from today mind you... and i always forget quotes so i bet there are some i'm not even remembering... but i guess my office is pretty cool.