Now That's Good Eatin'!

[bottlerocket]

Each day is an adventure at my job. I mean the robberies, homeless people passed out in the lobby, fist fights, and drugs and booze scattered on the restroom floor are interesting. And the parade of transexuals and people with gold fangs molded unto their incisors certainly keep me on my toes. But how many people can say they came to work and found the police forensics crew removing a dead body from the parking lot? And what sort of compensation do I receive in exchange for all this excitement? Six bucks an hour and a free meal each day.

Note to self: When dying, choose something more glamorous than a Double Cheeseburger and Fry as the Last Meal.