Okay, so I watched the Super Bowl for the first time in my life, and I missed it! You know what I'm talking about. So for others who were as unfortunate as I was, and to record the event for posterity, I humbly submit this image for you perusal:
This image brings a number of questions to mind. First, Did that hurt? And second, Where can I get one?
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