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Yesterday I got trapped in an elevator. Can you believe that? It was so ridiculous. But Dorian and I escaped! I felt like a superhero or something. It was so rad. But I'm never taking that elevator again. I will learn to embrace the stairs!
Except, like, those trap doors that people escape out of elevators from in movies and stuff? They're actually bolted down in real life. From the outside. I still popped it off, but my wrist has been sore ever since. Ugh, I guess that means I'm out of shape. I totally need to train more. I guess I could go to Truant's gym...
The Slayer Association asked me if I wanted to come back. I said no.
Except, like, those trap doors that people escape out of elevators from in movies and stuff? They're actually bolted down in real life. From the outside. I still popped it off, but my wrist has been sore ever since. Ugh, I guess that means I'm out of shape. I totally need to train more. I guess I could go to Truant's gym...
The Slayer Association asked me if I wanted to come back. I said no.