Two Surveys.
How Stereotypical You Are...
Created by uraverageteen and taken 23997 times on bzoink!
The Generic Teenager StereotypeDo you drink [alcohol]?No.Do you party a lot? How often?Very seldom but if I do it's party hardy for me.Do you use drugs for recreational purposes?Yes.How often do you use the word like in an average hour?I don't know.Do you skip classes? How often?Yes, sometimes.Do you have casual sex? Protected?Sometimes. Always.Do you steal?Have before.Do you wear inappropriate clothing?Rarely.Do you drool over celebrities?No. That's gay.Do you watch a lot of TV?Nope.Do you ever watch the News?Yes. Fox News.Do you even care about world issues?Yes.Do you read books often?When I have time.Are you failing a lot of your classes?1.Do you spend most of your time with your friends?Yes.Do you smoke cigarettes?Yes.Do you hang out a lot in malls, or at Seven Elevens?No.Do you often find yourself with a crush on someone?Rarely.Do you cuss a lot?Yea.Are you desperate to fit in?Nope.Are you intelligent?Yes.The Goth StereotypeBlack lipstick?Rarely.Black eyeliner?Always.Black eyeshadow?Nope.Black trenchcoat?Nope.Black boots?Yes.Black fishnets?Sometimes.Black nail polish?On my toes.Cigarettes?Yes.Heavy metal music?Yes.Marilyn Manson?Yes.Kittie?Yes.Cradle of Filth?Yes.Constant frown and perpetual angst?Most of the time.Do you like to be seen asSara?Are you an intellectual?Yes.An atheist?No.Horrible home life?Yes.Hopelessly depressed?Yes.Suffering with suicidal idealations?Yes.Self-mutilation?Sometimes.The Punk StereotypePlaid?Very picky about my plaid.Big black boots?Yes.Mohawk?Hell no. They're ugly.Excessive piercings? [Especially facial]I wish. I only have my tounge.Loud, confident and opinionated?Sometimes.Wild hair colors?Nope.NOFX?No.Rancid?No.Well versed on political scandals and outrages?Yes.ABeef?The Jock SterotypeWhat's your IQ?I don't have one.Do you watch a lot of sports?No.Play a lot of sports?No.Talk a lot about sports?No.Do you do anything, really, but think about sports?No.Are you arrogant?No.Are you a male or female whore?Sometimes. lol.Are you homophobic?No.Do you tease other people a lot because you want to seem confident?No.But really you're a quivering mass of insecurity?No.Boobs = yes?Yes.Parties = yes?Sometimes.Dropping out of high school and flipping burgers = yes?No.The Girl StereotypeDo you spend a lot of time on your appearence?Hell no. haha.Have you ever been on a diet?Yes.How much did you lose?Too much.Was it not so much a diet as it was an eating disorder?Yes.Make yourself throw up?Yes.Make-up?Yes.Low-cut tops?No.How big are your boobies? [Cup size]DDDo you flip your hair when you talk, even if you don't realize it?No.Giggle a lot?Yea cause I'm stupid.What's the deal with boys?Huh?Thongs?Sometimes.Pretty bras?Who cares?YM, Teen, Cosmo, et al?Hell no.Who's the weaker sex?Men.Are you a feminist?Sometimes.Do you think Brad Pitt is hot?Kinda.How often do you shave your legs?HAHAHA. When I'm not lazy.How about your armpits?All the time negro.Are you emotional?Yes.Especially when on your period?Yes. haha. Who isn't?This Or That [Oh, that old coconut.]Originality or Acceptance?Originality.Independence or Companionship?Companionship.Stability or Freedom?Freedom.Personal or Interpersonal?Personal.Introvert or Extrovert?Introvert.Popularity or Isolation?Isolation.Unique or Loved?Loved.Understood or Individual?Understood.You or Them?You.
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Sex Survey for the Repressed
Created by Lurath and taken 4453 times on bzoink!
The BasicsMale/FemaleFemaleHeterosexual/homosexual/bisexual?BisexualAre you certain of your sexual orientation?Yes.If not, why arn't you? If you are, how do you know?I just know.Your age18How often do you think about sex in a normal day?Uhhh...I don't know.How often do you think about other sexual acts besides intercourse?Hmmm...*bites*Have you ever had sex?YesDo you like...Vaginal sexYes.Anal sexHELL NO.Oral sexYes.Fingering/handjobsYes.Something not mentioned above that you likeHehehe...Ask and I'll tell.Which of the above do you prefer?Hmmm...IntrestsWhat (if any) fetishes do you have?Too many to put down.Do you like sexual situations with more than one person?Sometimes.With several people of the same sex?That could be fun.The opposite sex?Kinda.Or even sexual situations with several people of diffrent sexes?Hehe.If you haven't tried any of the above, might you in the future? Why/Why notYes. Cause I'm kinky like that.Do you have a steady partner?No.Do you use protection?Yes.How important is foreplay to youVery.The KissDo you like kissing people/a person?Yes.What is your favorite part of kissing?When it's passionate.Tounge or no tounge?Both.Where is the best place to be kissed (on your body)Neck.Where is the worst place to be kissed (on your body)Face (other than lips).Who do you wish you could kiss?Betsy.How important is kissing in a serious relationship?It's important.And...What's your favorite sexual positionEither doggy or girl on top. lol.Where is the oddest place you've ever had sexIn this ghetto trailor. It was leaning. LOL.Where do you want to have sexBed. Somewhere hot. Mmmm.Would you mind if people watched?Maybe.How important is sex in your lifeActually not that important.Name a fantasy you haveAsk and I'll tell.Do you like having sex...With toys?Yes.In the dark or light?Dark.Outside?Yes.In costume?No.In bondage?Yes.Submissive/dominate?Dominate.With lubricant?Yes.Flavored condoms?Yes.With anything else unusual?Oh yes.Finally...Do you like this survey?Yes.
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