Maybe I Should Wear a Helmet more often
Well today I get the ECHO (echoechoechoechoech) CARDIO (echoechoechoecho) A (echoechoechoecho) GRAM (AAAAAAAAAAA)
So that means people can't try and scare me to death and make my heart race like a fucking horse! Because of this fact, my friends have been shooting me every night and scaring the shit out of me to compensate for today and tomorrow. You fucktards! No, really, it was funny as hell. Um, its fucking wednesday! That means 2 fucking days till a 10 day Thanksgiving Vacation!! WOOT!Boy is that going to be sweet!
I started thinking about all those little electrodes they will put on my body. And I wondered if they will start setting things off, like those metal security bar thingies. Can you see it now, me walking into Wal-Mart, and all of a sudden an alarm goes off. They find the electrodes on me and then claim I was going to blow up the store. Yeah, I can see that happening!
This is why! My friend Ryan (Skinny and white) walks onto a plane going to New York with a switch blade in his computer bag, which was carry on. He goes through all the security checks and is let on the plane. He lands, goes through the security checks, and like at Tampa, no one says a thing. Bording again at New York and arriving at Tampa, no one says a thing about the knife. Why?! Racial Profiling! I'm telling you! If were to go onto a plane with a plastic knife in my bag, I would be searched! Eh, I should start getting ready for class.
So that means people can't try and scare me to death and make my heart race like a fucking horse! Because of this fact, my friends have been shooting me every night and scaring the shit out of me to compensate for today and tomorrow. You fucktards! No, really, it was funny as hell. Um, its fucking wednesday! That means 2 fucking days till a 10 day Thanksgiving Vacation!! WOOT!Boy is that going to be sweet!
I started thinking about all those little electrodes they will put on my body. And I wondered if they will start setting things off, like those metal security bar thingies. Can you see it now, me walking into Wal-Mart, and all of a sudden an alarm goes off. They find the electrodes on me and then claim I was going to blow up the store. Yeah, I can see that happening!
This is why! My friend Ryan (Skinny and white) walks onto a plane going to New York with a switch blade in his computer bag, which was carry on. He goes through all the security checks and is let on the plane. He lands, goes through the security checks, and like at Tampa, no one says a thing. Bording again at New York and arriving at Tampa, no one says a thing about the knife. Why?! Racial Profiling! I'm telling you! If were to go onto a plane with a plastic knife in my bag, I would be searched! Eh, I should start getting ready for class.