Mary has once again stumbled upon something absolutely magnificent.
Stalked again, a rant by BotCD.
winglessfaerie is stalking BotCD
winglessfaerie’s REAL name :
Irvin Wilcox
winglessfaerie’s REAL DOB :
08th December 1975
Height :192 cm
Weight : 77.4 kg
winglessfaerie has dreamt about you :
17 times
winglessfaerie became interested in you :
02nd November 2003
winglessfaerie’s latest dream about you
winglessfaerie dreamt that you had got married to another person. winglessfaerie produced a shotgun at the ceremony, blowing off your partners head before they could complete their vows with a close-range shot.
This is how winglessfaerie describes your relationship behind your back
‘Whenever I pass BotCD’s in the street, part of me wants to shout ‘Just Fuck me now baby!'’
winglessfaerie’s been stealing stuff from your house too.
winglessfaerie ‘borrowed’ your beloved collection of Bee-Gees LP’s whilst you were napping on Christmas Day last year.
They’ve even started modifying their body for you
winglessfaerie spent a worrying amount of money tattooing your name, spelt in chinese symbols down the side of their legs.
They sent the following message to you in a Valentines
Be mine forever and I’ll promise to never fart whilst you are eating your dinner.
The Police
No. calls to the police :
23 times
Your Last Call to The Police
"Hi, is that the police? This is BotCD, could you send someone over quick, a mad fucker by the name of winglessfaerie is trying to knock my front door down with an axe."
winglessfaerie’s Police File
winglessfaerie is a dangerous psychopath who will not let anything get in their way. Particularly the law.
Testimonies about winglessfaerie
theshado - Dull O Dull
‘I can’t believe what I’m hearing! winglessfaerie a stalker? Well I suppose it makes sense actually. That bastard had really shifty eyes…’
tweakenout - Fart N Flirt
‘Well well, who would have thought it? winglessfaerie a pervert? I knew it all along. They used to watch me getting undressed through my bedroom window every night.’
armageddon7133 - Snorts Lucozade tablets
‘I’ve known them both for a long time and I can safely say I’ve never met such a pair of nutjobs in my life. All of these claims are bullshit.’
chaos_mage_lv7 - O’Vomit-a-lot
‘Ahhh none of this is new to me. BotCD’s been telling me about winglessfaerie’s antics for ages now. I don’t honestly know why he has put up with it for so long.’
I'm just going to sit and stare at the DoB thing for another hour in frightened disbelief.... a few years off, but hey.
also, a great quote from when I tried to put mary as my stalker (I get really bored):
chaos_mage_lv7 - Car wreck of a human
‘I always knew there was something different about nivedita_vidula. I’m alway suspicious of people who become aroused upon watching barnyard animals give birth.’
You guys freak me out.