I'm too young to die.

Aug 09, 2009 21:03

What is this? I don't...

Okay, Kyou... deep breath. Maybe you wandered into a classroom that's doing a haunted house for the festival...

But this is way too elaborate! And that heat is ridiculous! Not to mention it's way too early for people to start decorating!

...

Did... I just suddenly drop dead and go to...?

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fasterthan_u August 10 2009, 04:01:38 UTC
WELCOME TO HELL

...the theme park edition. Some bastard cranked up the oven and left it on for eternity, so don't bother looking for any place cool.

Don't worry, you're not dead. And everyone's too lazy to be evil.

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botans_owner August 10 2009, 04:04:39 UTC
... ...

Sonic?

...

What... I don't... this... huh?

...

Okay... I must have started sleep walking or something... Why would I be dreaming about you? I don't even play your games!

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fasterthan_u August 10 2009, 04:08:57 UTC
You recognize me? Whoa, guess I'm cool enough to show up in multiple universes. Not sure if the 3-D game quality post SA2 is any cool though

Sorry to say, you're not sleepwalking.

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botans_owner August 10 2009, 04:12:53 UTC
... is this just another one of your stupid tricks, Youhei?

*goes as if to try to grab Sonic's head, but stops*

... no... you look too real for that to be a costume...

Maybe if I pinch myself... Ow!...

... ... so... how am I here... and not dead?

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fasterthan_u August 10 2009, 04:29:33 UTC
Kidnapping. By a seriously powerful demon, goes by the name of Baal.

As for what he's got planned, nobody's got a clue. We're kinda just on our own, surviving mad science experiments, girls coming out of closets and each other. Not bad, overall. Keep the pigs away from me though

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botans_owner August 10 2009, 04:33:26 UTC
Girls... coming out of closets...

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fasterthan_u August 10 2009, 04:37:36 UTC
You should've seen it when it was happening! The UST between those two was so thick that even I noticed and got annoyed with it, so I passed a bill. Next thing I know, they counter with a press conference about it!

Think that was overdoing it, though.

They even sent that pig after me again for all my trouble, dammit

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botans_owner August 10 2009, 04:45:57 UTC
Wait, you passed some bill to force them out of the closet?! Don't you think you're the one that was overdoing it!?

I'm all for getting people to admit their feelings, but there's limits!

... and what is this about passing a bill, anyway?

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fasterthan_u August 10 2009, 04:50:29 UTC
Whoa whoa whoa!

I didn't MEAN for them to counter with a freaking press conference! I just wanted the UST to stop so I wouldn't get mauled by a pig!

The place where it all went to hell is called the Dark Assembly. You can pass just about anything there, but as I mentioned above it went wrong.

Way damn wrong.

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botans_owner August 10 2009, 04:54:44 UTC
... if you had to go to some Dark Assembly to get a pig to stop mauling you, you were probably doing something to deserve getting attacked in the first place.

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fasterthan_u August 10 2009, 04:59:04 UTC
Now that I think about it... maybe I was.

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botans_owner August 10 2009, 04:59:46 UTC
Maybe you should apologize properly.

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