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[botanist_keiko]

I have a LiveJournal. No thanks to Miles. If he hadn't left the computer on when he went out for more Scotch, I'd never have known what was going on.

Bastard. I told him to stay away from that slut

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You know, the only thing more disgusting...

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...than the sordid display I've been observing between doctorbashir and smiley_miles is your own primitive, inane reaction to this behavior.

If you are so outrageously insecure of a supposed loved one's affections that you need to verbally assault him, his boyfriend (oh, I'm sorry, did I say that? Of course I meant his MALE friend) and said friend's GIRLfriend, then why, in the name of all that's eternal, haven't you gone out to seek affection elsewhere yourself?

This is that human monogamy thing, isn't it. *sigh* I could be studying humans for the next ten billion years and I doubt I'll ever grasp that.

And I've actually done some research on human custodial battles for... mmm, personal reasons. Joint custody agreements in which children are shuttled back and forth between the homes of the parents are almost always implemented nowadays unless one parent waives that right or one parent can be demonstrated to be obviously inept at parenting. While making eyes at pretty doctors isn't exactly *ept* parenting, neither is calling everyone you know a slut. And, generally speaking, if one parent demonstrates a desire to be reasonable and work things out and the other is hysterical and shrieks a lot, judges are likely to deem the reasonable parent more worthy of having the children most of the time.

In other words, no, you would not necessarily get custody, not the way you're behaving.

Ah well. At least you're entertaining me. I'll have to stop calling you two the O'Borings now.

Re: You know, the only thing more disgusting...

[botanist_keiko]

Are you single?

At the moment, yes.

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My species has no concept of monogamy, though, so it really doesn't matter.

Re: At the moment, yes.

[botanist_keiko]

Dinner?

Sure, why not.

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My ex has the kid still, so I'm free.

Where and when do you want to go? The court of the Meiji Emperors? The annual T'kon Imperial Feast ten thousand years ago? Vulcan, 200 years from now, when they learn to cook?

Re: Sure, why not.

[botanist_keiko]

Anywhere but here.

Then I'll pick.

[qcontinuum]

I know this great little restaurant on Risa. Very fancy, very high-society, the food is excellent if you're in a human body and the chef is a personal friend of mine. Besides, if your goal is to make your husband jealous, all you need do is tell him you went to Risa with Q and his blood pressure should skyrocket.

Don't bother to dress, I'll provide appropriate eveningwear.

*flash*

[smiley_miles]

But we are just friends.