Apr 18, 2005 12:17
Dear missing car key,
If you would please come out from hiding so that i may go to SCSU for the radio station meeting. it's really pissing me off that i can not find you. my room is now a mess. and i walked all the way to Steph's work and back thinking that you may be in her car. but u weren't so jump out in the open and let me find you already cos ur really starting to piss me the fuck off!
--the keyless mel
dear mom,
if u took my fucking car key because you are pissed at me for our stupid fight last night... first i will break all of ur greek cd's and then i will smash the mustang. ur fucking annoying too....
--the annoyed daughter
dear ct tax returners,
keep my $2 assholes... i cant even get a gal. of gas for it!
--the tax screwed mel
dear gas stations,
its about time that you start to lower your prices.... $2.19 is way to much for a gallon of gas. how the hell am i supposed to drive to school and back 4 days a week with you robbing me for gas?
--the 1/2 tank of gas mel
dear insomnia,
can you please go away... because this not sleeping allnight and pulling allnighters for no reason is starting to get annoying. is it my pillows? or my bed? or just that you like forcing my to stay up all day and night... because i really would like to know.... and then do what i have to do so that i may sleep.
--the sleepless mel
dear god,
where are you? cos i can't find you....
--the faithless mel
ps to all of the above: .... you need to fix urselves cos ur really pissing me off
--MEL