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Wow, I'm gone for a week and you guys start throwing a quizwars fit. Should I even start taking any of those?
So, what can I tell you. I went to see Bruce (man, that guy is LOADED, I tell you!) and we talked about the job offer and other things. I can't help feeling like he's not completely honest with me. Maybe he's keeping a secret. But, he also seems like a nice guy. So, it's all good. I mean, everybody's gotta have their little secrets, right?
I'm currently staying in a motel in Bludhaven because I still need to think about Bruce's offer. Maybe I should be less biased about people. I don't know. I think my problem is that the offer is almost too good to be true.
EDIT: Oh! And I got myself an AIM account. If you guys wanna chat me up, feel free to add me. My ID is 'faith is g00d' (Yup, that's a douple-zero there).
Here are some of your quizzes, you freaks:
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.
You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing.
Inside the Room of Your Soul
Don't read the whole thing.
Just quickly copy and paste, don't wanna spoil it.
Name 11 people you can think of, right of the top of your head.
Don't read the questions under the cut until you write the names.
This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list people that come to mind.
1. Bruce
2. Lorne
3. Sanzo
4. Tim
5. Alfred
6. Angel
7. Giles
8. Ianto
9. Sam
10. Wood
11. Anya
How did you meet #4?
I met him at Bruce’s house.
Do you like anyone on here?
Yeah, almost all of them,
What would you do if #6 and #2 were going out?
I wouldn’t believe it. Mostly because Angel doesn’t go out, period. Plus, he’s got that Eternal-Buffy love thing going. And he doesn’t swing that way. I think. You never know. Lorne, on the other hand…
How did you meet #8?
Here on TIC.
Have 3 and 10 ever met?
I hope not. For both of them.
What would you do if #5 confessed they loved you?
Alfred? That would kinda freak me out. I mean, he’s a nice guy and all. But I think he’s very happy with being Bruce’s buttler. Seems like a life-time job for him. I doubt he’d be interested in love-affairs, at all.
Is #2 your best friend?
I don’t have any best friend(s).
Who's #10's best friend?
Who knows. Rosie Palm?
Do you ever miss #1?
Well, I just met him, so I can’t really miss him, right now, can I?
Is #9 cool?
Sam? Yeah, he seems pretty laid back. And pretty kinky, too. In a good way.
What is your opinion of #6?
I guess Angel is about the closest I got to a ‘best friend’. He saved my life in various ways and he was the only person in the world who didn’t judge me for the things I’d done but instead offered me actual help and a way to ‘repent’. He also defended me. From Buffy, no less.
Who does #2 like?
Teyla, as it turns out.
Do you have anything special with #10?
Not anymore.
Have you ever been inside #11's house?
No.
Do you love #4?
He’s cute, but no.
Have you slept in the same room with any of the #'s?
Yes.
Have you seen #3 ever pee their pants?
I don’t think he pees his pants. Neither literally nor metaphorically.
Have you ever kissed any of them?
Yes.
1. What are the shiniest keys on your keyboard?
I’m currently sitting in an internet café and… boy, I wish I hadn’t looked at the keyboard. I think I'm gonna puke.
2. Do you know who Snowball of Animal Farm stands for?
No.
3. Have you ever found yourself tempted to sensually stroke the spines of history books about Napoleon?
I gotta send this meme to Giles, he’ll love it.
4. If no, will you find yourself tempted now that you've read that question?
Not really.
5. What's your favorite type of government?
Doesn’t really matter, does it? They all suck in one way or other.
6. If you decided one day to become a goth, what would you change your name to?
Sceptica
7. What's your favorite fictional character?
Lara Croft
8. If you discovered a giant comet that was about to hit the Earth and possibly take out a small European country, what would you name it?
Can I call it ‘Ouch’?
9. In the event that you had to kill someone, what weapon would you use and where would you hide the body?
Whatever weapon is available at the time, most likely a stake or fire, but anything will do. Depending on who I kill and what weapon I use, there might not be a body left.
10. Without cheating, how many digits of pi can you remember?
Without cheating, did that question ever get you into anybody’s pants?
11. While on the topic of Maths, do you know what number e stands for?
No, and I honestly never needed to know that, either.
12. Are you patriotic?
Do you see me waving my flag? No? Bummer.
13. It's midnight, you're starving and nothing is in your house. You call the pizza place... what do you order?
Whew, tough one. Pizza, maybe? (Ok, I really need to turn my sarcasm down a little. I'd have tripple cheese with bacon and peppers)
14. Do you look like any celebrities?
Andrew once told me that I look like that chick from that horror flic about those teenagers who take the wrong road and end up being killed off by hillbillies. Never saw that one, though. So, I wouldn’t know.
15. And the best movie ever is...?
Oh man, I don’t know. Any movie’s fine with me - as long as it’s not some cheesy chick flic about the one true love and how you gotta save yourself up for that person.
16. Do people offline know about your cryptic, dirty life of crime online?
Some. The real question is: Do people online know about my cryptic, dirty real life of crime?
17. List five items on your desk.
The motel desk? There’s a box of chinese takeout, a crumpled shirt, some stakes, a city map of Bludhaven, and can of coke.
18. If you could become the epitome of any one label for one day, what would it be and why?
Mommy’s Girl
19. Have you ever listened to Avril Lavigne in private and actually enjoyed a song of hers? (We won't tell.)
Yeah. This one.
20. What's the worst affliction you've ever had?
Hnnn. There’s almost getting killed on a daily basis, having been betrayed by every single person I ever trusted, and then there’s also my childhood which is none of your freaking business, anyway. Let’s just sum it up and say: my life.
So, what can I tell you. I went to see Bruce (man, that guy is LOADED, I tell you!) and we talked about the job offer and other things. I can't help feeling like he's not completely honest with me. Maybe he's keeping a secret. But, he also seems like a nice guy. So, it's all good. I mean, everybody's gotta have their little secrets, right?
I'm currently staying in a motel in Bludhaven because I still need to think about Bruce's offer. Maybe I should be less biased about people. I don't know. I think my problem is that the offer is almost too good to be true.
EDIT: Oh! And I got myself an AIM account. If you guys wanna chat me up, feel free to add me. My ID is 'faith is g00d' (Yup, that's a douple-zero there).
Here are some of your quizzes, you freaks:
What Your Soul Really Looks Like
You are a wanderer. You constantly long for a new adventure, challenge, or eve a completely different life.
You are not a very grounded person. You prefer dreams to reality. For you, it's all about possibilities.
You believe that people see you as larger than life and important. While this is true, they also think you're a bit full of yourself.
Your near future is still unknown, and a little scary. You'll get through wild times - and you'll textually enjoy it.
For you, falling in love is all about the adventure and uncertainty. You can only fall in love with someone who keeps you guessing.
Inside the Room of Your Soul
Don't read the whole thing.
Just quickly copy and paste, don't wanna spoil it.
Name 11 people you can think of, right of the top of your head.
Don't read the questions under the cut until you write the names.
This is a lot funnier if you actually randomly list people that come to mind.
1. Bruce
2. Lorne
3. Sanzo
4. Tim
5. Alfred
6. Angel
7. Giles
8. Ianto
9. Sam
10. Wood
11. Anya
How did you meet #4?
I met him at Bruce’s house.
Do you like anyone on here?
Yeah, almost all of them,
What would you do if #6 and #2 were going out?
I wouldn’t believe it. Mostly because Angel doesn’t go out, period. Plus, he’s got that Eternal-Buffy love thing going. And he doesn’t swing that way. I think. You never know. Lorne, on the other hand…
How did you meet #8?
Here on TIC.
Have 3 and 10 ever met?
I hope not. For both of them.
What would you do if #5 confessed they loved you?
Alfred? That would kinda freak me out. I mean, he’s a nice guy and all. But I think he’s very happy with being Bruce’s buttler. Seems like a life-time job for him. I doubt he’d be interested in love-affairs, at all.
Is #2 your best friend?
I don’t have any best friend(s).
Who's #10's best friend?
Who knows. Rosie Palm?
Do you ever miss #1?
Well, I just met him, so I can’t really miss him, right now, can I?
Is #9 cool?
Sam? Yeah, he seems pretty laid back. And pretty kinky, too. In a good way.
What is your opinion of #6?
I guess Angel is about the closest I got to a ‘best friend’. He saved my life in various ways and he was the only person in the world who didn’t judge me for the things I’d done but instead offered me actual help and a way to ‘repent’. He also defended me. From Buffy, no less.
Who does #2 like?
Teyla, as it turns out.
Do you have anything special with #10?
Not anymore.
Have you ever been inside #11's house?
No.
Do you love #4?
He’s cute, but no.
Have you slept in the same room with any of the #'s?
Yes.
Have you seen #3 ever pee their pants?
I don’t think he pees his pants. Neither literally nor metaphorically.
Have you ever kissed any of them?
Yes.
1. What are the shiniest keys on your keyboard?
I’m currently sitting in an internet café and… boy, I wish I hadn’t looked at the keyboard. I think I'm gonna puke.
2. Do you know who Snowball of Animal Farm stands for?
No.
3. Have you ever found yourself tempted to sensually stroke the spines of history books about Napoleon?
I gotta send this meme to Giles, he’ll love it.
4. If no, will you find yourself tempted now that you've read that question?
Not really.
5. What's your favorite type of government?
Doesn’t really matter, does it? They all suck in one way or other.
6. If you decided one day to become a goth, what would you change your name to?
Sceptica
7. What's your favorite fictional character?
Lara Croft
8. If you discovered a giant comet that was about to hit the Earth and possibly take out a small European country, what would you name it?
Can I call it ‘Ouch’?
9. In the event that you had to kill someone, what weapon would you use and where would you hide the body?
Whatever weapon is available at the time, most likely a stake or fire, but anything will do. Depending on who I kill and what weapon I use, there might not be a body left.
10. Without cheating, how many digits of pi can you remember?
Without cheating, did that question ever get you into anybody’s pants?
11. While on the topic of Maths, do you know what number e stands for?
No, and I honestly never needed to know that, either.
12. Are you patriotic?
Do you see me waving my flag? No? Bummer.
13. It's midnight, you're starving and nothing is in your house. You call the pizza place... what do you order?
Whew, tough one. Pizza, maybe? (Ok, I really need to turn my sarcasm down a little. I'd have tripple cheese with bacon and peppers)
14. Do you look like any celebrities?
Andrew once told me that I look like that chick from that horror flic about those teenagers who take the wrong road and end up being killed off by hillbillies. Never saw that one, though. So, I wouldn’t know.
15. And the best movie ever is...?
Oh man, I don’t know. Any movie’s fine with me - as long as it’s not some cheesy chick flic about the one true love and how you gotta save yourself up for that person.
16. Do people offline know about your cryptic, dirty life of crime online?
Some. The real question is: Do people online know about my cryptic, dirty real life of crime?
17. List five items on your desk.
The motel desk? There’s a box of chinese takeout, a crumpled shirt, some stakes, a city map of Bludhaven, and can of coke.
18. If you could become the epitome of any one label for one day, what would it be and why?
Mommy’s Girl
19. Have you ever listened to Avril Lavigne in private and actually enjoyed a song of hers? (We won't tell.)
Yeah. This one.
20. What's the worst affliction you've ever had?
Hnnn. There’s almost getting killed on a daily basis, having been betrayed by every single person I ever trusted, and then there’s also my childhood which is none of your freaking business, anyway. Let’s just sum it up and say: my life.