Mon, 15:36: In brightest day/In blackest night/No apple shall escape my sight/Let those who savor cider's bite/Enjoy refreshment, Green Apple's light!
Mon, 15:41: RT @ _FloridaMan: Florida Man Fired From Papa John's After Butt-Dialing Customer, Accidentally Leaving Racist 'Opera' On Voicemail | http://…
Mon, 18:10: One of the major downsides to my kinks: 'too much food' feels like 'not quite enough'. So FULL. O_O
Mon, 23:45: So, people have asked me. "Bea, you like a lot of stuff that others think is misogynist or objectifying; what DO you find offensive?"