Random Ideas of Mine...
They should give Air Marshals kiddie sized tranquilizer guns. Someone can't control their kid on a plane??... THWAP Control your damn kid or wear a condom... And if this were the case, I would change my major to Air Marshal (even though that major doesn't exist... after they hear my idea for the kids, they'll fix that).
How do we know what is free or not?... How do we know what we can just take and what we can't. I think I want to open a store just so that I can yell at people for "stealing" business cards. So is it not stealing so long as someone doesn't complain?
There are only three words (plus variations) that you can say in a baby voice.
Examples:
Oh duh baby, you so cute, yes you are...
Oh litle doggy, you so cute, yes you are...
Oh litle kitty, you so cute, yes you are...
Not examples:
Oh cute litle skrewdriver...
Oh look at the food processor, so cute, yes you are...
Only baby, kitty, and doggy (plus variations (cat, puppy etc...)) can be said in that voice. Otherwise, society will shun you.
How do we know what is free or not?... How do we know what we can just take and what we can't. I think I want to open a store just so that I can yell at people for "stealing" business cards. So is it not stealing so long as someone doesn't complain?
There are only three words (plus variations) that you can say in a baby voice.
Examples:
Oh duh baby, you so cute, yes you are...
Oh litle doggy, you so cute, yes you are...
Oh litle kitty, you so cute, yes you are...
Not examples:
Oh cute litle skrewdriver...
Oh look at the food processor, so cute, yes you are...
Only baby, kitty, and doggy (plus variations (cat, puppy etc...)) can be said in that voice. Otherwise, society will shun you.