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my friend at work, D, tells me yesterday....
d: "i didn't want to say anything yesterday because i didn't want you to freak out..."
me: "what? what?!"
d: "this... older gentleman........ offered me 300 dollars to get a date with you."
me: "ahhh!!! shut up you're lying!!"
d: "i swear. he said... 'i'm looking for a girl.. 5'2, blond with blue eyes". then you walked by and he said "mmm... she'll do"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhahhskdkkakakakaaaaeewwasskisickkk
D promised he wouldn't let anything happen to his ghetto boo, even if it was our opportunity to get off the streets.
d: "i didn't want to say anything yesterday because i didn't want you to freak out..."
me: "what? what?!"
d: "this... older gentleman........ offered me 300 dollars to get a date with you."
me: "ahhh!!! shut up you're lying!!"
d: "i swear. he said... 'i'm looking for a girl.. 5'2, blond with blue eyes". then you walked by and he said "mmm... she'll do"
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ahhahhskdkkakakakaaaaeewwasskisickkk
D promised he wouldn't let anything happen to his ghetto boo, even if it was our opportunity to get off the streets.