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last night was "free bacon night" at Century Grill; they were offering "free baskets of bacon" (as opposed to getting bread or chips or something). so Taylor, Linda, Dan, Janessa, Ed, and I went in hopes of ordering something to split and stuffing ourselves with bacon. we ordered wings and then found out that you get one free basket of cold bacon. psh. After the wings we ended up deciding that we were all going to do hot sauce shots- except it wasn't just hot sauce.. it was hot sauce and butter and chicken wing grease. the waitress brought us little cups and we did it. sick. then everyone but janessa and i did another shot of the butter-hot-sauce. then the waitress brought straight hot sauce and there was another round. then ed ate 2 cups of blue cheese. and then the waitress saw him eat blue cheese and her face was terrified and she snuck us more bacon that was colder than the last basket.

sick.

THEN
we get back to the apartment and we're all feeling sick, but taylor and ed are the worst. they were laying on the floor next to a bucket. then taylor and linda sprayed pam on their tongues. it's not even the worst part yet-----

THE FOLLOWING IS NOT MY FAULT.
just to be clear:

taylor said "someone pick something really gross out of the fridge for me to eat"
mind you, she is still hovering over the bucket. so i took the liberty of finding said item

raspberry wasabi dipping mustard

puke. pukepukepuke.

oh yeah. and ed was the only person not sober.

i have a mystery to solve.
WHO IS BOY X?

--potluck dinner tonight at colin's--
*carmel-chocolate-gooey-bars baglaglalgalaaa

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